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June 25th, 2008 at 05:45pm
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Mini-Me has a sex tape!
TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me’s former live-in girlfriend (name?). Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD. Jesus Christ, I don’t even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing I want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick thrice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!
*Mini-Me doesn’t actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it’s a lot like that.
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June 25th, 2008 at 04:30pm
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Mariah’s friends have it all wrong, Nick is a huge Hello Kitty buff
Mariah Carey’s friends are giving the singer’s marriage to Nick Cannon “six months, tops.” Why? Because Nick’s a ginormous pussy. From Life & Style magazine:
The insider claims that the reason behind that gloom-and-doom prediction is Nick’s need to do everything for his diva bride. While Mariah likes being waited on hand and foot, that routine won’t work in the long run.
“Nick does whatever Mariah wants him to — he’s like her puppy,” the insider said. “It seems like Nick spends more time in the stores with Mariah’s credit card than he does with Mariah herself. Mariah’s assistants and friends call him ‘Whipped Nick’ behind his back. They have little respect for him because he won’t stand up for himself.” (Source)
Can you blame Nick for being such a pussy? The last person to tell Mariah ‘no’ was this chick. You think a shark did that shit? Trust me, that was all Mariah. Besides, becoming a little bitch just to please your sugar mamma isn’t a new concept, it’s done all the time these days. See: Stedman, David Gest, and . . . what’s Rosie’s girlfriend’s name?
[BauerGriffinOnline]
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June 25th, 2008 at 03:30pm
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Nicky Hilton leaving a medical center in Beverly Hills (6/24)
If you look closely, you’ll see that Nicky’s sandals are made of lead. Once she dipped below 85 pounds, her doctor order her to wear them as a precaution against strong winds.
[WENN]
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June 25th, 2008 at 02:20pm
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Brooke puts the “Ho” in Hogan
Even though pretty much everybody has forgotten about them, Brooke Hogan wisely talked to Us Weekly about those creepy photos taken in April of her dad applying lotion to her ass. She told the mag:
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!” (Source)
Brooke doesn’t get it. It’s not that the Hulkster’s applying lotion to her ass, it’s that he’s wayyyyyyy to into it. My God, look at that concentration, that focus! You’d think he was using tweezers to construct one of those model ships in a bottle.
[INFDaily.com]
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June 25th, 2008 at 12:30pm
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in Miami (5/11)
Before tabloids broke the news about him banging Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer was nice enough to call his ex Minka Kelly and apologize. A friend of Minka’s told the New York Post:
“Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.’ ” (Source)
I’m not buying it. Aniston leaked this story. She’s desperate for attention. Mark my words, next week we’ll be reading about how Jen gives great BJs and bakes a killer chocolate chip cookie. John doesn’t even like her — he’s only with her because he’s up to “J” on his alphabetical list of “Famous Chicks to Bang.”
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