Scarlett Johansson is a garbage man

Posted by BLZ on September 25th, 2006 at 11:44am

Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Established & Sons anniversary party on Saturday dressed as a garbage man. Which would"ve been awesome except that it wasn"t a costume party. It"s hard to go wrong when you look as good as Scarlett Johansson. Just glue some magnifying lenses to your boobs and the rest of the outfit usually works itself out. Obviously something went very wrong here. I"d venture a guess somebody told her the party was government worker themed, but she doesn"t look quite incompetent enough to work at the DMV. NOTE: This obviously doesn"t make any sense because I just said she was dressed as a garbage man, so why would a garbage man be working at the DMV? Clearly I don"t even know what I"m typing anymore. Space moon to the rescue!