- Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read “Insert Superficial Writer Here —>.” [Just Jared] – Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn’t she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or… …read full story

Here’s Britney Spears enjoying a day by the pool while vacationing in the Caribbeans. Remember a decade ago when seeing her ass was like seeing the face of God? Well, now God’s looking a little drunk and maybe someone… …read full story

Since Sean Penn apparently struck out with Natalie Portman, it’s back to Ol’ Reliable, according to People: The Oscar-winning actor filed a request Thursday to dismiss his legal separation case, Marin County, Calif., court records show. “This appear …read full story

These are some more shots from Kim Kardashian’s obviously posed photo shoot in Miami Tuesday. You can tell it’s canned by the lack of butt shots, so let me tell you about the time a paparazzo took a picture… …read full story

Here’s Lady GaGa making a radio appearance in Syndey, and I’m having trouble looking at her lately without feeling like a depraved sicko. I mean, for God’s sake, she’s not wearing any pants, can barely walk on her own… …read full story

LeAnn Rimes continues to work the hard sell by flashing her wedding ring again at the paparazzi yesterday. Of course, maybe this has to do with getting caught hanging out with her alleged manstress Eddie Cibrian on Sunday. I’m… …read full story

Here’s British model/actress Kelly Brook in the Caribbeans, and some of you might be thinking, wow, this chick is definitely thicker than Britney. True. But does Britney have breasts that make a man weep so hard he’s forced to… …read full story

Despite the office pool (consisting of me and a stapler) that she’d go lesbian, Rihanna has found herself a new man, according to Page Six: The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike… …read full story

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that’s all well and good. Except his “crew” includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that’s… …read full story

- Lindsay Lohan is still spending the night at Samantha Ronson’s house. Then again, where else is she gonna steal money from? Her mom? Ha ha ha! I kill me sometimes. [The Blemish] – John Mayer tweets he’s a… …read full story