Of course they’re messing her up

Posted by BLZ on September 25th, 2008 at 08:30am

Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York’s Central Park (8/17)

Suri Cruise has no friends. According to Star magazine, the two-year-old lives a “shockingly” lonely life, rarely interacting with children her own age. Why? Because her parents are paranoid freaks who don’t trust anybody. A source told the mag:

“It’s really sad. You can see how much Suri longs for someone to play with.”

Recently when Katie took Suri to NYC’s Chelsea Piers to play in its gym, the girl’s only playmate was her 29-year-old mom! “Suri takes a private class in a room in the back of the gym,” an employee says. “I have never seen her play with any of the other kids.”

On the rare occasions when she is around children her own age, Suri doesn’t know how to act. “She does not interact well with them at all,” reveals a source. “She doesn’t like to share because she doesn’t know how to — she never has anyone to share with!” (Source)

Seriously? Are we really worried about how “lonely” a two year old is? Nobody gives a crap about me when I spend the weekend home alone with a jar of Vaseline, my pants around my ankles, watching Golden Girls re-runs (I swear, that Blanche is such a sassy little troublemaker). The moment we all start caring about the feelings of a pampered little kid is the day our society finally collapses — which coincidentally is the same day we can finally get rid of that whole “age of consent” thing that’s always such a nuisance.