Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex

Posted by BLZ on August 27th, 2008 at 05:00pm

Matthew McConaughey running in Malibu (8/20)

I think I’ve finally pegged down where Matthew McConaughey gets his free-spirited attitude from. Definitely his mom. To generate some publicity for her new book I Amaze Myself!, she told Us Weekly about the strange circumstances surrounding her husband Jim’s death:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says. (Source)

Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex. Wow, what a great way to go. I hope to have that etched on my tombstone some day. No no no, I don’t mean “Nick died having sex” but the actual phrase “Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex.” I wanna confuse people.

NOTE: If Matthew’s father is anything like his son, the guy would have had to have an enormous cock . . . otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to spank it with those tiny Tyrannosaurus arms!