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December 5th, 2008 at 03:00pm
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Love at first sight for Tom Cruise
Katie Holmes’ contract to marry Tom Cruise included a special clause that the actress was to receive a sizable “love at first sight” bonus if she agreed to get married after only one date errrrrrrrrr Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes an engagement ring after their first date. Wow, creepy much? From Cruise’s interview with Tmagazine:
Did Kate tell you that as a young girl, she had a crush on you?
“No. I didn’t know that until later. As a young girl, Kate said she dreamed of marrying me. And I said I wouldn’t want to disappoint her. I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her. After our very first date, I was sure. So I bought the ring shortly after that first date. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I put her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her.” (Source)
Newsflash: Tom didn’t buy Katie’s ring after their first date — he bought it before . . . for Scarlett, Jessica, and Jennifer. Tom was so desperate to get hitched, I’m surprised he actually waited until their date was over to propose. And I love how Tom was worried that Katie was gonna ask him to get married. It actually would have been more appropriate if Katie asked since of the two, she’s taller, less effeminate, and still has somewhat of a career.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Just a little bit creepy
October 24th, 2008 at 04:30pm
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Tom Selleck has a nice house
Tom Selleck’s home in Hidden Valley, CA
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
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Continue Reading Tom Selleck is better than you
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:00pm
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Katie Holmes in New York (10/22)
When is Katie Holmes gonna learn? Waiting until Tom goes to bed and then attempting to chew through your restraints is simply not gonna work. Those cuffs are made of solid steel.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Looking good Katie
September 25th, 2008 at 08:30am
Under Baby+ Katie Holmes+ Suri Cruise+ Tom Cruise+ cruise+ holmes+ katie+ scientology+ suri+ tom
Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York’s Central Park (8/17)
Suri Cruise has no friends. According to Star magazine, the two-year-old lives a “shockingly” lonely life, rarely interacting with children her own age. Why? Because her parents are paranoid freaks who don’t trust anybody. A source told the mag:
“It’s really sad. You can see how much Suri longs for someone to play with.”
Recently when Katie took Suri to NYC’s Chelsea Piers to play in its gym, the girl’s only playmate was her 29-year-old mom! “Suri takes a private class in a room in the back of the gym,” an employee says. “I have never seen her play with any of the other kids.”
On the rare occasions when she is around children her own age, Suri doesn’t know how to act. “She does not interact well with them at all,” reveals a source. “She doesn’t like to share because she doesn’t know how to — she never has anyone to share with!” (Source)
Seriously? Are we really worried about how “lonely” a two year old is? Nobody gives a crap about me when I spend the weekend home alone with a jar of Vaseline, my pants around my ankles, watching Golden Girls re-runs (I swear, that Blanche is such a sassy little troublemaker). The moment we all start caring about the feelings of a pampered little kid is the day our society finally collapses — which coincidentally is the same day we can finally get rid of that whole “age of consent” thing that’s always such a nuisance.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Of course they’re messing her up
August 25th, 2008 at 01:00pm
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leaving their New York apartment (8/24)
Sorry Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but I think it’s pretty obvious that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have the “Sexiest Couple Alive” title locked up this year.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading So hot
June 27th, 2008 at 03:35pm
Under Will Smith+ cram+ cruise+ deviancy+ dictums+ excluded+ intolerance+ scientology+ seeded+ smith+ throats+ tom+ will+ xenu
Will Smith is drinking the Xenu juice
Wow, I thought we were gonna make it through the entire month of June without a “Will Smith is a Scientologist” story. From Life & Style magazine (via Pop Crunch):
Life & Style spies claim Will was chatting up the unorthodox religion to anyone who would listen on the set of his new film, Hancock, opening July 4th.
“He gave out Scientology-like pamphlets at the end of the shoot,” says biographer Andrew Morton, who published an unauthorized biography on Kooky Cruise last Winter.
“It’s also been said that he and Jada are homeschooling their children in Scientology methods,” Morton insists.
Will and Jada are also rumored to be financing the New Village Academy, a Scientology-associated school to open in Calabasas, California this Fall.
Morton explains: “So between that, the pamphlets, the school in Calabasas, and his close friendship with Tom, it seems all the evidence leads one to conclude that he is a part of this organization.”
Will Smith’s association with Scientology should really help box office sales. Lord/Xenu knows it’s helped Tom Cruise’s last few films. Perhaps it’s because this country still suffers from deep-seated intolerance that these days being associated with Scientology is worse for a actor’s career than being associated with drugs (Robert Downey Jr.), sexual deviancy (R. Kelly) or murder (Rebecca Gayheart). Or maybe it’s just because most* of us are sick of having celebrities cram their DICTUMS down our throats.
*Paris Hilton excluded of course
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Just admit it already
June 16th, 2008 at 11:15am
Under Tom Cruise+ cars+ collectibles+ colo+ darwinism+ insider+ tom+ wheel
Tom Cruise has bombproof cars
You better think twice before attempting to kill Tom Cruise via coordinated roadside ambush — yes I’m talking to you Larry from accounting — his cars are bombproof. An “insider” told In Touch Weekly:
“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies. A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.”
All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble. Still, he often prefers to drive his wife, Katie, and his three children himself.
“Tom is a car nut,” the insider adds. “He has practical everyday cars, classic collectibles and high-powered sports cars like the Porsche 911 Turbo. Of course he loves every minute behind the wheel, but he’s not stupid and he’s not going to take any chances while he’s driving.”
This story has to be fake. If Tom Cruise’s cars really were bombproof, he would have bought one for Lions for Lambs. Besides, the best way to kill Tom Cruise is to get that nut to do it himself. Here are three suggestions how: 1. Take away all of the mirrors in his house. 2. Teach him about Darwinism. 3. Show him a picture of David Beckham with another man . . . e.g. Brooke Hogan.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Tom Cruise is safe
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:20am
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That’s not his pocket
The MTV Movie Awards were last night. People won stuff. Tom Cruise was there. Blah blah blah. Nothing too notable happened. Seth Rogan and James Franco smoked a fake joint on stage. MTV wouldn’t zoom in on them even though probably half the people watching at home were high. In a minor miracle, none of the actors winning awards blew themselves on stage.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading The Movie Awards happened
