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Miley’s dad approves

October 8th, 2008 at 05:30pm Under 2933+ 433721+ Billy Ray Cyrus+ Justin Gaston+ Miley Cyrus+ foxnews+ html+ http+ story+ www

Miley Cyrus’ dad approves of her boyfriend
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston leaving Table 8 restaurant in West Hollywood (9/26)

Miley Cyrus’ dad Billy Ray is totally cool with his 15-year-old daughter dating 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston. At Miley’s 6-week-early Sweet 16 party on Sunday, he told Fox:

“He is a great guy, a really talented guy,” Billy Ray said of Gaston, adding that he is great company for his daughter. (Source)

In Billy Ray’s defense, even though Miley’s only 15, she has the net worth of 10,000 18-year-olds. And last time I checked, 18-year-olds can date whoever the hell they want. So, Mr. Prosecuter, you can take your statutory rape law and shove it.*

*you’d be surprised how often that line works

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Bobby Brown’s son nailed Lohan

June 6th, 2008 at 02:05pm Under Brandon Brown+ Lindsay Lohan+ bathroom+ fucked+ good+ lindsay+ lohan+ story

Lindsay Lohan had sex with a dude in the bathroom
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Hermes store in Beverly Hills (6/5)

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “I fucked Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom” story. Thanks UK tabloid The Sun!

Bobby Brown’s so Brandon is claiming that he got intimate with the actress in a toilet. Apparently Lindsay – who most recently has been seen cosying up to female DJ Samantha Ronson – couldn’t resist the reality TV star’s charms. He boasts:

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” (Source)

With her attached to Samantha Ronson’s hip 24/7 nowadays, sometimes we forget just how cockhungry Lindsay Lohan can be. This dude basically seduced her with eye contact. Not a “hi,” not a “hello,” eye contact. If hooking up with random dudes in bathrooms was an Olympic event, Lindsay Lohan would have 900 gold medals. She’s the United States, Paris Hilton is Russia, and every other chick in L.A. is Burundi.

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