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Spencer Pratt voting in L.A. (11/4)
Can’t these two have any private moments? Jesus Christ, everything is a damn photo op. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw pics of Heidi at the OB/GYN with her feet in stirrups, making out with Spencer. “Doctor, can you take a picture of Spencer holding the speculum?”
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Pacific Palisades (10/22)
Note to Barack Obama and John McCain: you want to win this election right now? Promise to deport Heidi and Spencer when you become President. I hear the Sudan is quite nice this time of year — the crisp fall air, the beautiful changing colors, the violent death squads settling in for winter, it’s the happening place to be.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt leaving XIV restaurant in Hollywood (10/14)
See that car Heidi and Spencer are sitting in? See it? It’s a $400,000 Rolls Royce Phantom. It’s not a rental. From TMZ:
Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You’ll recall LC just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24″ inch rims. Chauffeur not included. (Source)
Sure a Rolls Royce is nice but I’m partial to my ‘83 Subaru BRAT. Boy does its engine purrrrrrr like a kitten. I have to carry a stick in the front seat to beat off all the women throwing panties at me . . . *sigh* . . . does anybody know if one of those sporks from KFC is sharp enough to cut through your carotid artery?
[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]
Please tell me that’s a poison taco
Roughly a year after their first visit, Heidi and Spencer were back at Taco Bell yesterday to promote the “World Hunger Relief Movement.” The two even got into the spirit by manning the drive through window . . . or as Spencer called it: 2009.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at The Mission in Downtown L.A. (9/24)
I’m mildly surprised they’re not doing something inappropriate like making out. Actually, I can’t see Heidi’s right arm. Ten bucks she’s giving Spencer a hand job under that apron.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Gelson’s Market in Pacific Palisades (8/27)
Great news everybody. After seeing these ridiculous pics of Heidi and Spencer shopping yesterday, my hatred level for the couple has broken through the previous resistance level of 10 and is now at a 12. Top Wall Street analysts believe hatred levels could “easily” reach 20 by year’s end.
Heidi and Spencer are going to Iraq
Heidi and Spencer are planning a trip to Iraq to perform for U.S. troops. Heidi says she’s inspired by her late stepbrother Eric, a veteran of combat mission in Iraq and Afghanistan (Eric died earlier this year in an accident at the hotel he worked at in Steamboat Springs, Colorado). She told Extra:
“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”
While Montag and Pratt are eagerly planning their trip — they may be getting a little help with travel arrangements from friend Meghan McCain (Ed. Note: pics of Meghan and Heidi below), the daughter of presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain.
“She’s very sweet,” Pratt told Extra. “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.” (Source)
I wonder if Heidi and Spencer are gonna do one of their patented posed photo shoots — Iraq style! There’s the two of them, surrounded by Iraqi schoolchildren, making out. There’s Spencer holding an M16! There’s Heidi posing next to a roadside bo…
Heidi and Spencer at a firing range in L.A. (7/9)
And if we’re lucky, Heidi and Spencer will also die in a roadside ambush.
NOTE: For fifty more shots of Heidi and Spencer packin’ heat, check out Pacific Coast News Online.
Don’t let the Jesus shirt fool you
I think we finally have proof that Heidi and Spencer are the spawn of Satan. They actually enjoy the DMV. From Fox News:
Speaking of romances, “The Hills” couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt visited the Santa Monica DMV on Tuesday afternoon and made the most of their waiting time by making out. Classy. (Source)
Good God, as if going to the DMV wasn’t nauseating enough. It wouldn’t be surprising if watching these two make out was one of the new tests California drivers are required to take before they’re issued their licenses. There’s the standard eye exam, written exam, and now the new stomach strength exam. If you can watch these two suck face without puking, you’re deemed fit enough to operate heavy machinery. Of course, you’ll also be deemed fit for eye bleach.
[Pacific Coast News]
Juuuuuuuuuust a bit creepy
I didn’t want to mention this because it’s just so damn retarded but Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen have been fighting for the past week. It started on the David Letterman Show when Olsen — who went to high school with Pratt — revealed that he had a bad temper (Dave also called him a little “wormy”). In an interview with Us Weekly, Pratt fired back at Olsen calling her a “famous troll” (he’s not lying — the resemblance is uncanny) and the “less cute twin.” Rather than being a recent thing, it looks like the feud between the two stretches all the way back to high school. From a Details magazine article published in March of last year:
“Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills,” says [Spencer Pratt] who will proudly tell you he made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate Olsen drinking at a party. Pratt ended up “falling in love” with one of the Hills girls, Heidi Montag. Their drama dominates the current season. (Source)
$50,000? Wha . . . how . . . oh, that’s right, people used to care about the Olsen twins. Nowadays you couldn’t get $50k for a picture of Mary-Kate on the grassy knoll firing a shot at President Kennedy. Impossible you say because she wasn’t alive in 1963? Dude, did you not read the last post about Angelina Jolie? The French have a pretty kick-ass time machine now.
Mary-Kate Olsen is drunk