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Megan Fox leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (7/8)

Remember the good news last week about Megan Fox jettisoning her douche bag boyfriend Brian Austin Green? They’re back together. From the New York Daily News:

Fellas, don’t start celebrating just yet - Megan Fox may not be single after all. Although the “Transformers” hottie reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green, the pair were in Vegas together to catch Cirque du Soleil’s “O” show at the Bellagio. (Source)

Please tell me Brian can lasso a horse with his penis because that’s the only thing that makes sense at this point.

[WENN, Flynet]

Sexiest breakdown ever

Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me