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November 3rd, 2008 at 03:15pm
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What a charmer
Remember the guy that tricked Paris Hilton into making a sex tape and then made millions selling it over the internet? Who’d have thunk it but it turns out Paris is still kinda pissed at him. In an interview with British tabloid News of the World over the weekend, Paris said:
“I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.” (Source)
I don’t agree with Miss Hilton on this one. If it wasn’t for Rick Solomon’s night vision skillz, it would have taken a lot more whoring from Paris to achieve fame. Getting plowed by trust fund brats and busted for DUI wasn’t making her famous fast enough. It took a good hardcore, videotaped knob-polishing for her to finally achieve the worldwide fame she’d always desired. Sure there were some bumps along the way — *cough*everyoneknows shehasherpesnow*cough* — but, until you’ve walked a mile in her size 15 shoes, you shouldn’t judge.
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October 10th, 2008 at 02:00pm
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Roseanne Barr has a sex tape
The unsexiest story of 2008. From Roseanne Barr’s blog:
My Sex Tape…
The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it’s return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal). (Source)
On the bright side, I think I may have finally found a solution to the teen pregnancy epidemic. Just replace all the textbooks in Health class with a printout of this story. Because there is no way a guy could get an erection after reading that. I basically just committed assault against my penis by writing about this.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 03:30pm
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Josh Hartnett has a sex tape
. . . and he doesn’t even know it. Hartnett got down and dirty recently with a “female friend” in what he thought was a secluded area of a New York hotel — and it was all caught by a security camera. A hotel employee told the Daily Mail:
“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy. Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included . . . [as several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor] no one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.” (Source)
In 1998, this story would have been HUGE. In 2008, it’s bird cage flooring for my Cockatoo. And since when do hotels have libraries? Germ infested hot-tubs, dank elevators, and fungus riddled showers I can believe . . . but a library? It’s almost as if Josh’s attention seeking publicist wasn’t even trying to suspend disbelief. A more likely story of Josh, sexual deviance, and hotel rooms: he was caught jerking it at the YMCA where he now resides.
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July 21st, 2008 at 03:30pm
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Madonna and A-Rod might have a sex tape
A sex tape allegedly featuring Madonna and A-Rod is being offered for sale for $2 million. According to the anonymous dude trying to sell it, the footage was secretly shot two months ago in an apartment owned by Madonna’s friend. From UK tabloid Daily Star:
The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa. He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.
But legal experts say if his claims are true the lensman could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary. One said: “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary. He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years. Even if the video existed it would probably be seized by the courts.” (Source)
The fact that Madonna has a sex tape isn’t shocking. The fact that she has a sex tape that doesn’t involve animals, the entire Oakland Raiders football team, and a gynecologist’s chair is. Finding a sex tape with her “starring” in it is about as rare as finding an empty Cheez-It’s container in Kirstie Alley’s trash. Either can happen in any given week . . . and in both cases, the box was probably eaten clean.
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July 18th, 2008 at 12:00pm
Under Mini Me+ Ranae Shrider+ Verne Troyer+ me+ mini+ ranae+ sextape+ shrider
Ranae Shrider is bullying Mini-Me
This whole Mini-Me sex tape scandal is finally coming into focus. The tape wasn’t stolen or anything — Mini-Me’s ex Ranae Shrider is the one trying to profit from it. Remember late last month when it was revealed that Renae and Mini-Me are still living together? That’s definitely true, though the couple is on less than friendly terms. Basically she’s a total bitch. From E!:
“(Ranae’s) still in the house,” Verne revealed to E! News. While he seeks legal action to force his former flame out, Verne’s not leaving, either, a situation he claims “makes it even harder, to, you know, not strangle her.”
Life at home isn’t easy. In addition to living with the woman who’s attempting to profit from the tape, the actor alleges that Ranae’s now harassing him.
“I saw her when I left today, and she was calling me names and stuff…so I can’t get away from it,” Verne explained. (Source)
Of course they’re still sharing the same apartment — Ranae can’t afford anything else! She’s so broke she was willing to pawn a video of herself doing the nasty with a guy that looks like a third-trimester abortion. Of course the biggest question about this whole arrangement: is Verne considered Renae’s “Sugar Daddy” or “Sugar Baby”?
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June 25th, 2008 at 05:45pm
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Mini-Me has a sex tape!
TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me’s former live-in girlfriend (name?). Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD. Jesus Christ, I don’t even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing I want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick thrice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!
*Mini-Me doesn’t actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it’s a lot like that.
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