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September 2nd, 2009 at 11:18am
Under Danielle Lloyd+ sex
What’s sexier than just seeing Danielle Lloyd naked in the pages of Nuts Magazine? Having her divulge all of her darkest sex secrets, that’s what! You all know already how I feel about Danielle Lloyd so I should just call it quits now and not bother trying to find anything hotter today. It just isn’t going to happen! The only thing hotter would be a Danielle Lloyd sex tape and from what she says that’s not very likely either.
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By Newstoob
Continue Reading Danielle Lloyd Talking Sex Is Nuts!
December 18th, 2008 at 05:00pm
Under Kevin Federline+ Victoria Prince+ girlfriend+ pussy+ sex+ woman
K-Fed and Victoria Prince at a bowling alley in L.A. (12/5)
K-Fed done got him a fancy new girlfriend! From Flynet:
Kevin Federline and his new girlfriend, 5′10″ volleyball star Victoria Prince, step out at a bowling alley in Los Angeles, CA. K-Fed and his new squeeze are on a bowling team called the Party Animals which is in 2nd place in their local league. This is K-Fed first official girlfriend since he split with ex Britney Spears last year.
K-Fed’s dating a 5′10″ volleyball player? If past performance is any indicator of future results (just ask your stockbroker!), in a couple of months this chick will have shrunk to 5′ 2″ and the only thing she’ll be spiking is her newborn baby’s formula. In a sense, K-Fed’s dick is a lot like the Excalibur sword. Except he won’t pull it out and when he’s finished you won’t be crowned queen . . but you will soon be crowning.
[Flynet]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading K-Fed’s got a new girl
December 17th, 2008 at 11:15am
Under Alex Rodriguez+ Guy Ritchie+ affair+ awkward+ divorce+ madonna+ sex
A-Rod abandoning his family for Christmas
In what might go down as the most awkward Christmas ever, Madonna is flying A-Rod to London to join Guy Ritchie and her for Christmas. Wait, did A-Rod forget he has kids and they probably want to see their dad on Christmas? Aw, fuck ‘em. A source told The Sun:
“She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too. She knows he lives large and that he loves the fact she’s his equal for earning power. She wants to treat him. The kids are the biggest thing and she’ll plan for them but still have a bit of the Christmas she wanted.” (Source)
My initial reaction to this story was, wow, Guy is gonna beat the shit out of that pussy A-Rod. But then I realized, if you’re Guy Ritchie, aren’t you throwing that guy a giant thank-you party? If not for his affair with Madonna, maybe Guy tries to work things out with her and ends up miserable for the next ten years. Enter A-Rod, enter freedom and a $76 million+ divorce settlement. If I was Guy Ritchie, I’d do everything short of blow A-Rod during his visit.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading A-Rod joining Madonna in London for Christmas
December 16th, 2008 at 11:15am
Under Gerard Butler+ Paris Hilton+ dating+ rendezvous+ secret+ sex
Paris Hilton and Gerard Butler outside Bar Deluxe in Hollywood (12/12)
Paris Hilton’s secretly dating 300 star Gerard Butler? Sure, why not. From the UK tabloid Daily Star:
Paris Hilton’s vow to stay single after splitting from Benji Madden last month is proving a hard promise to keep. We’re not surprised to hear she’s been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart. The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe. However, we’ve heard Paris, 27, is also receiving courtly advances from a hunky billboard model. (Source)
C’mon, did anyone really expect Paris to keep her vow to stay single? She’d have an easier time solving the Navier-Stokes Equation. Am I right math geeks or am I right!
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Paris Hilton and Gerard Butler? WTF?
December 15th, 2008 at 06:50pm
Under Hugh Hefner+ playboy+ pussy+ sex+ vagina
Holy crap he’s old
Not at his lifestyle. At his dancing. Via the New York Daily News:
“He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool,” 18-year-old Marston Hefner tells Playboy. “He’s a disco inferno from another planet!”
Cooper, 17, wasn’t as kind as his big bro: “He’s utterly confused, moving his body - the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows - as if he’s not sure what he’s doing. And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn’t for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him.” (Source)
I don’t see what the big deal is. When you’re Hugh Hefner, you don’t need to know how to dance to impress girls, you just need to know how to undo your zipper. Besides, are Hef’s moves on the dance floor really the thing his kids should be the most embarrassed about? I’d put the fact that he has more STDs in him than a medical encyclopedia a little higher on the list. I keed, I keed.
[WENN]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Hef’s kids are embarassed
December 10th, 2008 at 06:00pm
Under Angelina Jolie+ Brad Pitt+ babies+ pregnant+ sex+ twins
Angelina Jolie and family in New Orleans (10/6)
That’s what it is, right? An addiction. She can’t get enough babies. Star claims she’s not just trying to get pregnant again, but trying to get pregnant with twins. They claim Angelina’s taking prenatal vitamins and undergoing secret fertility treatments to help her chances. A friend of her’s told the mag:
“Angie’s doctors told her that she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair. She’s been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she’s fertile. And they’re trying really hard in the bedroom!” (Source)
How would you like to be Brad Pitt right now? He’s dating the craziest, hottest chick on earth who wants nothing more than to bang all day to get pregnant. You could argue he’s the luckiest guy on the planet right now . . . if it wasn’t for Brian Austin Green. He made a deal with the devil, right? Please tell me that in exchange for a few years of banging Megan Fox, he has to spend an eternity in hell.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Angelina’s addicted to babies
December 9th, 2008 at 05:30pm
Under Gisele Bundchen+ Tom Brady+ honeymoon+ nfl+ sex+ supermodel
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen in Paris in 2007
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are supposedly planning a small wedding in Costa Rica early next year (Gisele owns a house in the country). The two have been dating for almost two years. An insider told In Touch:
“They’re not going the traditional route. There will be no engagement, just a small wedding in mid-March.” (Source)
Two-time Super Bowl MVP, millionaire many times over, and now he’s marrying a supermodel. The only way Tom’s life could be any more perfect is if women didn’t laugh at him when he took off his pants . . . that happens to all guys, right? Fellas?
[PICS: Pacific Coast News, STORY: With Leather]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Gisele’s getting married
December 4th, 2008 at 04:45pm
Under A-Rod+ baseball+ madonna+ music+ sex+ woman
A-Rod’s getting a little on the side
They haven’t even gone public with their relationship, yet Alex Rodriguez is already cheating on Madonna. A witness at Miami’s LIV nightclub last Friday night claims Rodriguez was flirting with a number of women and even got one’s number. In Touch Weekly adds:
Weeks earlier, when Madonna was miles away on tour, A-Rod spent days flirting with Wilhelmina model Melissa Britos, whom he’d met at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach on November 14. “He became obsessed with her,” Melissa’s pal reveals. “He sent her at least a dozen text messages, asking her to spend time with him.” Even though the model claims that she and A-Rod are just friends, a few days later, the baseball player was seen dropping Melissa off at her hotel, the Gansevoort, at 7 a.m. She was wearing the same clothes she had on the night before.
It’s sad to hear that A-Rod moved on to another woman. I thought he and Madonna would be the perfect match since they both had so much in common: their use of growth hormones, their desire to perform in front of large crowds, and their affinity for hair products. Hopefully A-Rod’s new fling will be a better fit than Madonna was . . . meaning he won’t be able to fit his entire head inside of this one.
[WENN]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading A-Rod’s cheating on Madonna
