Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos at Mokai nightclub in Miami (11/15)

Possibly. She ran into her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos Saturday night at Miami’s Mokai nightclub and did more than exchange quick pleasantries. A witness told Star:

“Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!” (Source)

I sure hope Benji isn’t upset Paris ran into one of her exes. That bitch would have to travel to the deepest jungles of Borneo to find a guy that hadn’t banged her before . . . or the Castro District in San Francisco. If Paris did hook up with Stavros, Benji shouldn’t be too surprised. Confucius used to explain it best when he said, “Girl who like anal, always end up with Greek”.

[The Sun]

Kate Hudson wants to jump A-Rod’s bones

Actually, no. Kate Hudson was flirting heavily with Alex Rodriguez Friday night at the opening of the Fontainebleau Hotel but he wanted no part of it. A witness told the New York Daily News:

“Hudson had her arms completely wrapped around A-Rod’s waist and every time he leaned over to talk to anyone she would pull him back toward her.” (Source)

In A-Rod’s defense, Kate can’t squat a Smart Car like his true love Madonna. And I bet her body fat is over 3%. How gross.

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Kevin Federline pickup up his son Sean Preston from school in L.A. (10/31)

I hate to make assumptions about things without knowing all the facts but, wait . . . yes I do. Britney and K-Fed are definitely having sex again. From the Chicago Sun Times:

As surprising as it might sound, one of Britney Spears’ closest associates tells me, “Don’t be surprised if Britney and Kevin [Federline] get back together — maybe even remarrying.” Seems the former couple are looking very romantic when together lately, and K-Fed is said to be impressed with how Britney has apparently turned her life around in the past year. (Source)

K-Fed is “impressed with how Britney has apparently turned her life around?” I’ll tell you what K-Fed’s really impressed with: her bank account. But, really, who can blame him? It’s got to be tough watching your ex live in the lap of luxury while you’re barely scraping by on the several hundred thousand dollars a year you receive in alimony. Besides, now that Britney’s making good money since her latest single went number one, K-Fed probably doesn’t want to be left empty handed with nothing but Jayden and Sean’s number two.

[Flynet]

A-Rod is already whipped

Does A-Rod owns a mirror? He knows he’s a 33-year-old, good-looking, multi-millionaire, that could bang a different supermodel every night for the next century, right? So why is he so whipped on a 50-year-old mother of two that he’s dropping $400k on gifts? Good god what a pussy. From Ted Casablanca at E!:

. . . word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M’s face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Royce. No word, as yet, from Camp Madonna, on whether or not it’s officially true, but certainly would explain the dramatic staging of a Rolls in the girl’s Sticky & Sweet tour. (Source)

If A-Rod wanted to buy Madonna a more practical gift worth several hundred thousand dollars, a better choice might have been a visit to famed plastic surgeon Dr. 90210 . . . or a refill on her HGH prescription. Besides, the only reason Madonna would even use a car these days would be for her squats routine.

FUN FACT: Did you know that “Rolls Royce” means “Tiny Penis” in Yiddish?

[Pacific Coast News]

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty in Positano, Italy  (7/14)

Apparently satisfied with leaving his marriage in ruins, Sienna Miller has grown tired with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. The actress told Us Weekly:

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Miller and Getty’s romance first made headlines in July when Getty, 33 — who was married at the time — was photographed kissing a topless Miller, 26, on a boat in Italy. (Source)

You know what other kind of relationship is “nice not to have”? One where you’re banging guys that are already married. Apparently Sienna hasn’t had time yet to read Angelina’s guide book on how to steal a man and then become adored by the public. Step 1. Become a humanitarian. Step 2. Adopt 12 kids. Step 3. Have lips like this guy.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo, Monaco (11/9)

Nick Cannon didn’t get to seal the deal with Mariah Carey until after the two were married. The two dated for two or so months before getting married in the Bahamas in April. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Mariah said:

“It’s not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings. I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.” (Source)

Kids, do any of you know what Derek Jeter, Grant Hill, Luis Miguel, Eminem, Tyrese, Rick Fox, Eric Benet, and Eddie Murphy all have in common? If you guessed that they all got to milk the cow without buying it, give yourself a gold star. Come on, Mariah was being plowed by Jeter BEFORE she divorced Tommy Mottola, but now she’s worried about her virtue? I think Mariah is already sick of Nick and is trying to pull a Madge on him. Any bets on how long until Glitter is linked to some other youngster? But don’t worry about that Nick, hang in there. Dummy didn’t sign a pre-nup so you’re gonna be on easy street before long. And by “easy street,” I mean you won’t have to prostitute yourself out for money . . . and by “prostitute yourself out for money,” I mean you won’t have to make Drumline 2.

[Flynet, WENN]

“This is the hussy that’s cheating on me.”

Damn, I really thought the seventh marriage would be the charm for Larry King. The National Enquirer is reporting that Larry King’s “young wife” Shawn King (she’s 48 lol) has been having a year-long affair with “hunky” B-list actor Hector Penate. From the mag:

The Enquirer blockbuster investigation uncovered that Shawn and Hector were so brazen in their adulterous tryst they even made love on the 74 year-old talk show host’s desk at home. Their illicit affair began to unravel when Shawn’ dependence on the powerful painkiller Vicodin deepened but it didn’t end until a livid Larry confronted Penate, sources divulged.

The Enquirer first learned about the clandestine affair between the talk show host’s lithesome wife and their son’s baseball coach months ago but we chose not to publish the explosive details until they were corroborated by multiple sources. (Source)

I laughed until I cried, then cried until I laughed. Is it Christmas already? Because this story is so funny, it should be turned into a sitcom starring Andy Griffith and the girl who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House. Larry, how does it feel to be a cuckold? If you’ve ever wondered if your wife looked at you as just a fat wallet with a wrinkled set of balls, then wonder no more. How exactly did you find out that your son’s baseball coach was deep-drilling your wife? Was it the paper weight that smelled like vinegar? How’s this for irony: Hector must have told your son and your wife to “choke up on the bat,” but with entirely different outcomes.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Britney and Justin in 2002

Rumor is Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are joining Madonna on stage tonight during her L.A. show. Ryan Seacrest broke the news yesterday afternoon during a call to KIIS FM. From E!:

“They are going to be onstage performing with Madonna,” Seacrest said on KIIS-FM host DJ BoyToy Jesse’s Wednesday-afternoon show. “If Justin and Britney end up on that stage with her . . . I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before.”

Seacrest said that he should have more details on his KIIS morning show tomorrow: “Expect some real serious surprises.” (Source)

I’ve thought of about a million different ways this thing could play out tonight and every single one ends with Britney humping Justin’s leg like a dog. This is gonna be a freakin’ disaster.

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour in Barbados in 2005

I’m not gay or anything but I’m seriously considering dating Simon Cowell. Cowell gave his ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour $9 million after she broke up with him last month. The couple dated for six years and split under amicable terms. Cowell’s rep told Life & Style:

“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it. Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.” As for the pile of money Seymour reportedly received: a rep for Cowell says, “this isn’t the kind of thing he usually comments about.” (Source)

Simon’s doing it wrong. Isn’t the whole point of not marrying your girlfriend so that when you break up you won’t have to pay her for time served? If Simon really wanted to pay someone for fucking him without having to worry about commitment, a better option probably would have been the Mustang Ranch . . . or organized religion.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

“What have I done to my penis!”

Tila Tequila hooked up with the Mac Guy? Sure, why not. From the New York Post:

Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the Marie Antoinette star. But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn’t get back to us. (Source)

How are Justin Long’s dating prospects in a “downward spiral”? Going from Kirsten Dunst to ANY other woman is a step up . . . even one that looks like her head was the inspiration for the aliens in the latest Indiana Jones movie. Besides, what fella in his right mind wouldn’t want to date a chick whose into chicks? Samantha Ronson gets a boner just thinking about it.

[Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN]