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Levi Johnston Posing Nude For Playgirl!

October 29th, 2009 at 12:53pm Under Bristol Palin+ Sarah Palin+ oprah

 Levi Johnston nude

Levi Johnston has officially CONFIRMED he will be posing NUDE for Playgirl.

His manager has said:  ”Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.”

(umm…Doesn’t he mean “full Johnston?!”)

Levi Johnston has been pretty much touring the country bashing his child’s grandmother, Sarah Palin.  He has sold his “story” to just about everyone in the media at this point! 

Johnston will be shooting the nude pics on November 16th, which is the same day Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah.  I’m sure she will have something to say about this!

As far as the shoot, a rep for Playgirl has revealed they are working on some athletic scene stuff for Johnston.  He will probably appear nude in a gym or ice rink (side note: dude played ice hockey). 

If anyone has actually dated someone that has played ice hockey, then YOU already know they STINK!  Not because they are just sweaty, stinky men, but because their pads are filthy, stinky GROSS!  Those men STINK to high heaven!  Levi doesn’t exactly strike me as someone who takes a shower, so I’m completely grossed out by him.  Why would anyone want to see him naked?!  Ewww!  Just another attempt for someone pathetic to try and hold on to their 5 seconds of fame.

Man, I feel so sorry for Bristol Palin.  Her dumbass had a baby with this jerk, and now she is stuck dealing with his bullsh*t forever!  I hope this gives girls a reason to use condoms…or better yet… abstain from sex!  JUST SAY NO!   

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Hot thigh action!

November 14th, 2008 at 07:50pm Under Sarah Palin+ ass+ democrat+ republican+ tits

Sarah Palin in Miami
Sarah Palin in Miami (11/13)

Say what you will about Sarah Palin but there is no denying that she has way hotter thighs than Barack Obama.

NOTE: Check out the full set over at Celebuzz

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Go Lindsay!

October 20th, 2008 at 02:15pm Under Lindsay Lohan+ Sarah Palin+ biden+ election+ mccain+ obama+ palin

Lesbos against Palin
Lindsay Lohan slams Sarah Palin again

While in Washington last week, Lindsay Lohan unleashed an absolute ZINGER against Vice Presidential-hopeful/number one enemy Sarah Palin. She basically called her a dork. YEAH LINDSAY! YOU SHOWED THAT BITCH! HIGH FIVE! Lohan wrote on her MySpace blog:

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club. (Source)

Since Lindsay fancies herself somewhat of an authority on all things politics, I wonder how many past Presidents she could name? And no Lindsay, “Clinsomething” and “that one guy with the funny hat” doesn’t count.

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Lame

October 14th, 2008 at 08:30am Under 12_lindsay_lohan_to_dress_up_as_scary_sarah+ Lindsay Lohan+ Sarah Palin+ constructive+ palin+ political+ ridin+ runnerup+ todd

Lindsay Lohan dressing up as Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Kirna Zabete in New York (10/13)

Lindsay Lohan is dressing up as her number one enemy Sarah Palin for Halloween. Tina Fey is unimpressed. From the New York Daily News:

Channeling her rage against Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin into something constructive, Lindsay Lohan is planning to dress up as the former Miss Alaska runnerup for Halloween, pals of the newly political actress tell us. The costume will include the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage. Even better, Lohan gal pal Sam Ronson is thinking about dressing as Sarah’s snow-machine-ridin’ hunky hubby, Todd, to complete the package. (Source)

If Lindsay really wants to dress up as a political figure, wouldn’t it be more appropriate for her to dress as this skank? Besides, unlike Lindsay, Sarah Palin’s most famous body part isn’t found in her bra . . . it’s found in her underwear. Lastly, if Sam is going to dress up as Todd Palin, she better find herself a good beard. My suggestion: Katie Holmes.

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Lynne Spears won’t shut up

September 24th, 2008 at 05:30pm Under Bristol Palin+ Jamie Lynn Spears+ Sarah Palin+ election+ jamie+ lynn+ lynne spears+ palin+ pregnancy+ sarah+ spears

Lynne Spears bitches about Bristol Palin
Straight to the hips Lynne, straight to the hips

Does anyone listen to Lynne Spears anymore? Seriously? Every time she talks, I can’t help but think of the teacher from Charlie Brown yapping away. Anyways, Lynne is pissed the media is treating VP-hopeful Sarah Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter, Bristol, different from her own pregnant teenage daughter, Jamie Lynn. From the most recent issue of Newsweek:

Newsweek: You and Jamie Lynn got some negative press when she got pregnant so young. But more recently, 17-year-old Bristol Palin, and her mother, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate, found themselves in a similar situation. And the public reaction has been different.

Lynn Spears: It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation. (Source)

Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn Spears are both dumb whores. Happy now Lynne?

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Lindsay talks politics

September 15th, 2008 at 09:20am Under Lindsay Lohan+ Samantha Ronson+ Sarah Palin+ barack+ election+ obama+ palin+ sarah

Lindsay Lohan hates Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan hates Sarah Palin

Lindsay Lohan went on a rant on her MySpace blog yesterday against VP-hopeful Sarah Palin. At least I think it was Lindsay. It might have been a seven-year-old. Really all that’s missing is her calling Sarah a “poopie head.” Lindsay wrote:

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard.

YEAH! You tell her Lindsay! Make that bitch drill for oil in her, um, own backyard. Fuck, I wish had oil in my backyard. Damn you Palin, you lucky bitch! Lindsay continues:

This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

That’s only about half of Lindsay’s rant. I tried to finish it but instead chose to repeatedly slam my head against the wall. Samantha Ronson added:

I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!

So you mean to tell me that if John McCain is elected, Samantha Ronson will probably get kicked out of the country? Wait a minute . . . Lohan would definitely follow her. McCain ‘08! McCain ‘08! McCain ‘08!

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Matt Damon talks politics

September 11th, 2008 at 11:00am Under Matt Damon+ Sarah Palin+ anxkrm9uejk+ http+ watch+ www+ youtube

Matt Damon disses Sarah Palin
Note to actors: stick to acting

Something tells me Matt Damon is not a Republican. In Toronto for the annual film festival, Damon said VP candidate Sarah Palin’s rise is “like a really bad Disney movie.” The actor said:

“I think there is a really good chance that Sarah Palin could president. And I think that’s a really scary thing because I don’t know anything about her. I don’t think in eight weeks I’m going to know anything about her. I know that she was a mayor of a really, really small town. And she’s governor of Alaska for less than two years. I just don’t understand . . . I think the pick was made for political purposes but in terms of governance it’s a disaster . . . You do the actuary tables and there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term and it will be President Palin. And it really . . . we were talking about it earlier . . . it’s like a really bad Disney movie. The Hockey Mom. ‘I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska.’ And she’s the President. And it’s like she’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd. It’s totally absurd.” (Source)

Didn’t Matt get the memo? All political commentary by celebrities must include threats to move to another country if McCain is elected. One more misstep Matt, and you’re gonna get you SAG card revoked.

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Lindsay Lohan gets all political and stuff

September 3rd, 2008 at 11:30am Under Lindsay Lohan+ Sarah Palin+ lindsay+ lohan+ palin+ politics+ president+ vice

Lindsay Lohan talks Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty in New York (8/27)

Ever since news broke that Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter was pregnant, there’s been one thought on the country’s mind: what does Lindsay Lohan think? Lindsay finally broke her silence and posted a message on her MySpace blog:

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Political Blog

I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden. (Source)

I hope Lindsay’s assistant is getting paid extra for these blog postings. Because there’s no way in hell the real Lindsay Lohan wrote that shit. The closest Lindsay’s ever gotten to politics is that time she blew a guy that kinda looked like Barack.

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