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Guess Shauna’s shoes

October 13th, 2008 at 01:00pm Under Shauna Sand+ naked+ nude+ sand+ shauna+ skank

Guess Shauna’s shoes

Celebslam-favorite Shauna Sand took her kids to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood on Sunday. For those of you that have never heard of Shauna, she’s a former Playboy Playmate known for wearing ridiculously trashy outfits to clubs. So, what kind of shoes did Shauna wear to the pumpkin patch?

A. Lucite Flip Flops. A shoe that makes a statement . . . and that statement is: I will blow you for fifty bucks.

B. Six Inch Lucite Heels. Does she own anything else?

C. Tennis Shoes. C’mon, it’s a freaking pumpkin patch. Even Shauna’s not that trashy.

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 119

August 25th, 2008 at 09:30am Under Shauna Sand+ bitch+ lucite+ sand+ shauna+ slut+ ugly

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 8/24)

4 inch lucite heels . . . on the beach. On. The. Beach. Ummm, wow? This bitch is like the Neil Armstrong of whores, breaking down seemingly insurmountable barriers with each new step.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

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This is Shauna’s interpretation of business casual

August 11th, 2008 at 05:20pm Under Shauna Sand+ lucite+ nude+ sand+ shauna+ skank+ stripper+ whore

The business she’s interpreting is prostitution

Did you know Shauna Sand owns 4% of the Lucite ever produced on earth. It’s true. I saw it on Jeopardy.

[Pacific Coast News]

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Lunch with Shauna Sand

June 20th, 2008 at 02:30pm Under Shauna Sand+ designer+ glamour+ koi+ lamas+ restaurant+ sand+ shauna+ skank+ troy

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Shauna Sand outside Koi restaurant in West Hollywood (6/19)

[Pacific Coast News, WENN]

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What in the hell?

June 9th, 2008 at 10:40am Under Shauna Sand+ disfigured+ sand+ shauna

Shauna Sand is horribly disfigured

Who’d have thunk it but I guess years of plastic surgery can have a negative effect on the body. Exhibit A: Shauna Sand’s horribly disfigured nipple. Just a warning before clicking on that pic. I’m not the type of person to callously throw around a term like “horribly disfigured.” I don’t know exactly how many boob jobs Shauna has had, but it looks like during her last one, the surgeon used a bow and arrow instead of a scalpel.

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