Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! (Los Cabos, Mexico - 9/30)

Here’s some more of that hot lesbian action I promised earlier this morning. That’s Scrabble that Lindsay and Sam are playing. Scrabble and cigarettes. What a wild and crazy vacation. Maybe tomorrow they’ll play Jenga. Oh no! It’s teetering on the edge!

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Michael Lohan blasts Samantha Ronson

In an interview with E!, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael went off on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, saying she’s using her. He claims the only reason Ronson has gotten so close to his daughter is so she can write a tell-all and make a ton of money . . . though I’m not exactly sure what she could reveal that would surprise anybody. I mean we are talking about the chick who got multiple DUIs last year while coked out of her mind. Anyways, Michael said:

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest. Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are.” (Source)

Immediately after that last line, Michael whipped out a list offering various Lindsay items for sale. Lockets of hair for $50, authentic baby pics for $500, her phone number for $10,000, and taped personal phone calls for $50,000.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/2)

In their upcoming issue, Star has a revealing look inside what they call the “hot romance” of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. No, seriously, they actually call it a “hot romance.” Apparently they’ve never seen a picture of Samantha Ronson. A source told the mag:

“They’re totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!”

They call Samantha’s Hollywood Hills house “home” — and behind closed doors, “Lindsay and Sam play certain roles,” the source explains. “Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!” (Source)

Lindsay and Sam don’t play “house” — they play “free clinic.” On Friday nights Sam plays the patient and Lindsay plays the curious OB/GYN. But instead of doctor’s tools, she uses produce. Wow, I almost typed that entire sentence without puking in my mouth.

NOTE: The fact that Sam wears the pants in that family shouldn’t surprise anyone since she also wears the condoms* . . . on her fingers.

*Magnums

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