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August 19th, 2008 at 04:02pm
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I saw ten people wearing that shirt last time I was in Vegas
Looks like Alex Rodriguez finally realized that leaving your wife for a woman who looks like an anorexic, roided-out man is actually a step down. According to the New York Post:
A-Rod stepped out with a mystery blond last Wednesday night, starting with a cozy dinner at Dan Marino’s in South Beach. The duo showed up around 9 and shared a “fairly animated” dinner conversation, spies told Page Six. “They looked to be thoroughly enjoying themselves,” said one source.
Just as Madonna had finished wiping the tears from her blank, lifeless eyes, A-Rod gave her one last kick in the stomach for good measure:
Back in New York on Sunday night, Rodriguez hit the roof of Soho House with a tall Asian beauty with “good hair,” sources report. And this time, instead of trying to pretend he wasn’t with a woman, A-Rod - decked out in jeans, a white T-shirt and black patent-leather Nikes - was “out-of-his-way nice” to the staff. “He seemed in great spirits,” said one spy.”
Of course he was in great spirits—the story said he was with a “tall Asian beauty.” Madonna looks like one of those titless, overly tanned women in the body-building shows. There’s no way I want to piss that beast off. Hey Madonna, I have a couch that needs to be moved—are you free this afternoon?
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July 21st, 2008 at 03:30pm
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Madonna and A-Rod might have a sex tape
A sex tape allegedly featuring Madonna and A-Rod is being offered for sale for $2 million. According to the anonymous dude trying to sell it, the footage was secretly shot two months ago in an apartment owned by Madonna’s friend. From UK tabloid Daily Star:
The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa. He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.
But legal experts say if his claims are true the lensman could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary. One said: “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary. He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years. Even if the video existed it would probably be seized by the courts.” (Source)
The fact that Madonna has a sex tape isn’t shocking. The fact that she has a sex tape that doesn’t involve animals, the entire Oakland Raiders football team, and a gynecologist’s chair is. Finding a sex tape with her “starring” in it is about as rare as finding an empty Cheez-It’s container in Kirstie Alley’s trash. Either can happen in any given week . . . and in both cases, the box was probably eaten clean.
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July 9th, 2008 at 05:30pm
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“Jazz hands!”
When Cynthia Rodriguez learned that her husband Alex was having an affair with Madonna, she ran up a $100k bill on his credit card. From the New York Daily News:
Alex Rodriguez’s bitter divorce took an ugly turn on Monday night when Team A-Rod accused his estranged wife of going on a spiteful spending spree in Paris last weekend. Spurned spouse Cynthia Rodriguez used the Yankee slugger’s credit card to the tune of $100,000 to punish him for a dalliance with Madonna that both he and the Material Girl deny, an A-Rod pal said.
“She’s been spending wildly,” the friend said. “She spent close to $100,000 on her jaunt to Paris.”
Cynthia flew the godparents of her daughters, Dodd and Sabina Romero, and their older daughter, first-class to the City of Light, the friend said.
There, Cynthia “had spa treatments, she went to the best restaurants” (Source)
Considering the fact that A-Rod makes more than $27 million a year, this story sounds completely petty . . . as in these two probably keep $100,000 lying around in petty cash. There are two reasons why A-Rod getting upset over $100k infuriates me: 1) The guy probably heats his fireplace, lights his cigar, and wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills. 2) Hundred dollar bills aren’t even two-ply!
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:45am
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Cynthia Rodriguez soon to drink A-Rod’s milkshake
Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia officially filed for divorce today in Miami’s Dade County Family Court. And it’s all that bitch Madonna’s fault. While Cynthia claims in the divorce papers that her husband had “multiple extra-marital affairs,” according to her lawyers, Alex’s relationship with Madonna was “the last straw.” The soon-to-be-single Mrs. Rodriguez told the New York Daily News that Madonna is using “mind control” over her husband:
A-Rod’s wife Cynthia Rodriguez believes Madonna used Kabbalah to brainwash her husband and convince him to leave her, according to a new report in New York’s Daily News.
“I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him,” Cynthia, 34, told a pal, according to the News. “I don’t recognize the man he’s become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today, he’s very cold and calculating.”
Cynthia - who is “devastated” about splitting with her husband of five years - also “found a letter where Alex told Madonna: ‘You are my true soul mate,’” a source close to the couple told the News. (Source)
It’s not the power of Kabbalah that’s brainwashed A-Rod, it’s the power of the poontang. Unfortunately for Cynthia, she never had a chance competing with Madonna in that department since Madge’s screwed more Latino men than La Migra. But perhaps this is all just a big misunderstanding. The “Material Girl” is probably just dating A-Rod because she’s looking for more lyrical genetic material.






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July 1st, 2008 at 01:30pm
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Madonna and A-Rod might be having an affair
Us Weekly is hinting that Madonna and the very-married New York Yankees’ star Alex Rodriguez are having an affair. Apparently A-Rod has made numerous late-night visits — “as late as midnight” — to the singer’s New York City apartment. A source told the mag:
“All the doormen are talking.”
Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.
Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he “hates [A-Rod’s] guts” because he once hit on his wife. (Source)
It’s surprising that Madonna wants “A-Rod” . . . I’d have guessed she wanted more than one. If Madonna’s relationship with A-Rod is like any of her previous ones, expect the slugger to be demoted to Triple A by the end of the week. I’d say Madonna’s vadge is like a “cooler” for men’s careers, but typically there’s only a burning sensation associated with it. At least now we know who Canseco and A-Rod’s steroid dealer was!





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June 23rd, 2008 at 11:00am
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Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster aboard their yacht in Capri (6/22)
Rod doesn’t actually know that woman. That’s how they greet people now in Italy. Kidding, that’s his daughter wife Penny. The creepiness factor of these pics are enhanced tenfold when you realize that when Penny first started developing those boobs in puberty, Rod was already 40.






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