Pete Wentz
November 2nd, 2009 at 05:30pm
Under Ashlee Simpson+ Bronx Mowgli Wentz+ Jessica Simpson+ Pete Wentz
Jessica Simpson is bitter. Why?? Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks! I guess I would be bitter too!
Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad. Jessica wrote:
“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee. Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her!
Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!” Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her. I agree with that!
Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli. Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!
What the hell is Jessica bitching about? And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script? Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star. Did you see any of those? Nope…I didn’t think so! Talk about BAD acting! The Simpson’s need to give it up….
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Jessica Simpson Hates Melrose Place!
October 6th, 2009 at 05:09am
Under Ashlee Simpson+ Jessica Simpson+ Pete Wentz+ celebrity
Ashlee Simpson Wentz celebrated her 25h birthday over the weekend with sister Jessica Simpson and her punk husband, Pete Wentz. Okay, here is the story as far as I can tell. Jessica Simpson looks fine, but younger sister Ashlee is looking really good to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s the younger sister, or maybe it’s because she’s a bit taller, has toned legs, and a taunt little butt. I can’t stand Pete Wentz, but I am a little jealous that he gets to put his hands on Ashlee Simpson’s back side. What has the world come to?
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Ashlee turns 25
January 30th, 2009 at 05:00pm
Under Fatgate+ Jessica Simpon+ Pete Wentz
Jessica Simpson's new Size 8 assOK, this confirms it. Pete Wentz has a vagina and a HUGE one at that. From US Weekly:Pete Wentz is defending sister-in-law Jessica Simpson -- who shocked fans at a weekend chili cook-off with...
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Pete Wentz has had enough
December 12th, 2008 at 02:45pm
Under Ashlee Simpson+ Baby+ Pete Wentz+ pics+ simpson+ wentz
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz-Simpson at a donut shop in Hollywood (7/25)
Pete Wentz is denying the New York Post’s report that Ashlee Simpson and him approached “every single celebrity magazine” to sell the first pics of their baby Bronx Mowgli but found no takers. He wrote on his blog:
ring ring, its the truth calling…
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered
mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.
We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. Its scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.
In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now - and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.
ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy. (Source)
Pete’s lying of course. Ashlee’s father is Joe Simpson. Don’t think for a second that he doesn’t view this baby as just a huge dollar sign that pisses and shits everywhere. Rumor is he had a deal with Pay-Per-View to televise Bronx’s conception in high def until Ashlee found the cameraman in the closet and kicked him out . . .
[BauerGriffinOnline]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading I’m not buying it
December 11th, 2008 at 03:40pm
Under Ashlee Simpson+ Bronx Mowgli Wentz+ Pete Wentz+ bronx+ mowgli+ simpson+ wentz
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in Hollywood (10/4)
If you’re on pins and needles waiting to see the first pics of the baby with the dumb name, I hate to ruin your day but Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz aren’t finding any takers. Oh noes! How will they buy a new Range Rover and extra-small jeans for Pete! From the New York Post:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, “Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.” (Source)
According to experts, Ashlee and Pete haven’t sold their baby pics due, in small part, to the troubled economy, and in large part, because no one cares.
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading No one cares about the baby with the dumb name
December 4th, 2008 at 10:50am
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Ashlee Simpson fell in love with Pete Wentz’s penis first
Remember how your parents met after those nude cell phone pics of your dad were leaked to the Internet? The same thing happened with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Awww, how romantic. From the New York post:
FALL Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz may have been embarrassed by the nude photos of him that surfaced back in 2006, but they ultimately landed him a nice consolation prize: wife Ashlee Simpson. “She just called me up and made me feel a lot better,” he tells Details. (Source)
The worst part about this story is you KNOW after reading it you’re going to think about Google Image Searching “Pete Wentz Naked.” Let me save you some time, effort, and sleepless nights: Don’t! Yes, I know it’s tempting, and you’re probably wondering what a semi-famous chick would find appealing about a dude that dresses like a sad Japanese bukkake actress, but just trust me when I say, “What’s been seen, cannot be unseen.”
Okay fine, here’s the goddamn link (I’m NOT making it clickable; seriously, you really should think about this): http://www.duuh.com/history/pete-wentz-nude-cellphone-4.jpg
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By BLZ
Continue Reading It was love at first site for Ashlee
November 21st, 2008 at 11:30am
Under Ashlee Simpson+ Baby+ Bronx Mowgli Wentz+ Pete Wentz+ bronx+ dumb+ name
Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)
Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don’t see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:
“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” (Source)
You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don’t leave her alone with the baby. “Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher’d be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn’t mean to kill yer baby!”
[WENN]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Ashlee had a boy
September 10th, 2008 at 09:45am
Under Pete Wentz+ boy+ bullshit+ fallout+ pete+ suicide+ wentz
Pete Wentz leaving his home in L.A. (9/9)
Pete Wentz is interviewed in next month’s Playboy . . . and he’s pretty much a lying bastard. Wentz told the magazine:
“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.” (Source)
How can a guy who spends four hours a day fixing his hair and another two applying his eyeliner consider himself “too impulsive”? Oh, and here’s a newsflash Pete: It’s not really called Russian Roulette when the gun’s empty . . . and made out of plastic . . . with the words “Super Soaker 9000″ printed on its side. And the fact that Pete’s constantly hopped up on booze and Ambien explains a lot — like why he married Ashlee Simpson.
[Flynet]
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Pete Wentz is a liar
