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December 9th, 2008 at 11:00am
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Jennifer Aniston on Oprah, um, talking about her personal life (11/13)
Jennifer Aniston has had enough — she wants the media to stop talking about her personal life. So much so that she (along with Owen Wilson) gave an interview to USA Today about her new movie Marley & Me that also includes details about her personal life (she almost sent her dog to the pound for chewing up an expensive rug):
Q: How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives?
Jennifer Aniston: I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.
Owen Wilson: This is the nice part. You get to talk about the work.
Aniston: I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …
Wilson:… the worst in human nature. (Source)
You know the best way to get people to stop talking about your personal life? STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. Also, don’t try to kill yourself or date a total attention-whore douche bag musician. Those thing tends to get people talking for some reason. If Jen really is determined to get rid of unwanted attention, she should just do what most women do to become unappealing: have a kid.
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November 14th, 2008 at 04:30pm
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Jessica Alba at the premier of Filth and Wisdom in New York (10/13)
Jessica Alba has signed on to play a hooker in the film-adapation of the novel The Killer Inside Me. The Hollywood Reporter says:
Casey Affleck and Jessica Alba are teaming with director Michael Winterbottom for “The Killer Inside Me,” an adaptation of a novel from noir author Jim Thompson. The story follows a West Texas sheriff (Affleck) and his downward spiral from a boring small-town cop into a ruthless, sociopathic murderer. Alba plays a prostitute. (Source)
The decision to cast Jessica Alba in the role of a hooker for this movie is perfect for 3 reasons. 1. Like most hookers (I’m told *wink*), she never smiles, 2. She’s slept with half of Hollywood, and 3. I’ll finally be able to masturbate to a film in a movie theater without the words “High School” and “Musical” in it’s title. Stock tip of the week: The Friday this movie is released, invest in Jergens.
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October 29th, 2008 at 04:00pm
Under Angelina Jolie+ Brad Pitt+ Diance Kruger+ Movie+ sex+ tarantino+ war+ world
Diane Kruger in 2007
Angelina Jolie is allegedly furious with Brad Pitt over his “freewheeling” behavior on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s World War II epic Inglorious Bastards. Pitt’s supposedly been flirting pretty heavily with costar Diane Kruger. The two first met on the set of Troy back in 2004. From Star:
Angelina’s instincts first kicked into high gear in September when Brad and divorcée Diane both attended an intimate cast dinner without her in Berlin. “They went through several bottles of wine,” Mimmo Bianco, manager of Italian restaurant Al Contadino Sotto le Stelle tells Star. “It was obvious he was having a great time.”
And that’s exactly what makes Angelina so nervous. Brad shared a connection with beautiful blonde Diane when she played Helen in his 2004 epic, Troy. “I have lots of scenes with him,” Diane gushed to a German newspaper about working together again. “Troy was my first international film, and I was still married back then. I’m excited to work with Brad.”
Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during their night out, says a source. “She kept putting her arm around Brad’s neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She’s thrilled to be around him again.”
I don’t see what Angelina’s so worried about. So he’s flirting with an attractive costar. It’s not like he’s ever . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhh, right, that whole Jennifer Aniston thing. So tell me Star, how does she feel about this?
“Jen would absolutely love it if Angie got a taste of her own medicine and hasn’t been shy about letting everyone know,” says an insider. “Jen didn’t trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she’s happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!” (Source)
Will Jennifer Aniston please stop with the bitchy comments. Angelina and her need to settle their feud once and for all . . . may I suggest a drunken night of heavy petting? Nothing settles feuds better than drunken nights of heavy petting. You don’t see me fighting with the Swedish Bikini Team anymore, do you?
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October 28th, 2008 at 01:40pm
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Jessica Simpson a box office hit? Da!
Jessica Simpson’s new movie Major Movie Star is a huge hit! It debuted at the top of the box office earlier this month. Don’t remember hearing about it? That’s because you don’t live in Russia. From Fox News:
The Private Benjamin–like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, Major Movie Star debuted to top box office in . . . Russia. Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as “maybe one of the worst films ever made”: a November premiere in Bulgaria. So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. (Source)
You know what’s even scarier than Jessica Simpson’s film debuting number one? The fact that the country it debuted number one in has nuclear weapons. I don’t trust you Russia. Seriously, I’m fucking terrified right now. Someone hold me. Ladies?
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October 23rd, 2008 at 03:54pm
Under Ali Lohan+ Movie+ hair+ lohan+ news+ underage
Ali Lohan is incredibly selfish
Ali Lohan skipped her Grandpa’s funeral earlier this year because she was having a bad hair day. Umm, wow? From Crazy Days and Nights:
If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan . . . But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. (Source)
Now to be fair, Ali truly has awful hair. Grandpa Lohan apparently knew this, because in his last will and testament he specifically stated that during his funeral someone should “Keep that baldheaded bitch Ali the hell away from my rotting carcass.” He also referred to Lindsay once or twice, but it’s been deemed inappropriate for this website.
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