Mickey Rourke

This is disturbing

February 13th, 2009 at 12:45pm Under Courtney Love+ Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke at the BAFTA Awards in London (2/8) Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are rumored to be . . . dating. *pukes in mouth* A source told the Mirror:"Courtney has quite a crush on Mickey and finds him utterly... ...read full story

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Mickey Rourke “accosted” by Bai Ling

January 16th, 2009 at 09:15am Under Bai Ling+ Mickey Rourke

Bai Ling at the HBO Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/11)

It's official. Bai Ling has hooked up with every male in Hollywood except the kid that plays Charlie Sheen's nephew on Two and a Half Men. From the New York Post:

Mickey Rourke is already reaping the benefits of his comeback. The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two "made out and partied pretty hard." (Source)

I'd hardly say Mickey Rourke was "reaping the benefits of his comeback" by hooking up with Bai Ling. It's more like he was solidifying his fall from relevance. The only people that hook up with that whacked-out chick are washed-up actors and dudes that like three-inch-long nipples.* Pretty much the only way Mickey could have done worse is if he'd hooked up with a chick that looked exactly like him. Luckily for Mickey, last call at the burn unit is like 7pm.

*Me ;)

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Oh no, a middle finger, everyone run!

January 15th, 2009 at 10:54am Under Darren Aronofsky+ Golden Globes+ Mickey Rourke

Darren Aronofsky flipping of Mickey Rourke

After receiving 18 complaints from viewers, the FCC is investigating NBC's telecast of the Golden Globes for possible violations of indecency rules . . . because why wouldn't you waste taxpayer dollars investigating complaints by 18 of the 14.6 million people that watched the show? We can't just forget about that .000001 percent of viewers. The networks must adapt their programming to them. It's what our Founding Fathers fought for. From the Los Angeles Times:

Toward the end of the program, director Darren Aronofsky was caught on camera jokingly making an obscene gesture -- "flipping the bird," as it's commonly called -- at actor Mickey Rourke, who was onstage accepting an acting award for Aronofsky's film "The Wrestler." Rourke and other attendees also salted their speeches with occasional off-color language, some of which was bleeped by NBC censors.

Now the FCC, which regulates decency issues on the broadcast networks, has stepped into the fray. "We received 18 complaints about the Golden Globes telecast," FCC spokeswoman Edie Herman wrote in an e-mail to The Times, "and the commission is reviewing the matter." (Source)

If you're one of the 17* people that called the FCC to complain about a middle finger, do us all a favor and please kill yourself now. Or at least rip out your reproductive organs and set them on fire.

*The 18th was me. I called to complain about Mickey Rourke's face. That thing is just plain offensive.

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I don’t think that’s how you do it

January 7th, 2009 at 05:00pm Under Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke at the UK premiere of The Wrestler in London (1/5)

Is Mickey Rourke retarded? Clearly, yes.

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Quickies Redux

December 15th, 2008 at 08:00pm Under Afternoon Links+ Celebslam+ Mickey Rourke+ attuworld+ cosplay+ derek+ dlisted+ hail+ jared+ listed+ taxidrivermovie

Mickey Rourke “greeting” a female fan in Beverly Hills (12/13)

+ Rihanna has amazing cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lindsay Lohan + See Through Shirt - Bra = Nipples [Egotastic!]
+ Bad news if you’ve always wanted to hear Nicole Richie sing [Just Jared]
+ Lindsay’s leggings are see through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Aretha Franklin is b-i-g [Dlisted]

+ Ummmm . . . boobs? [All Cosplay]
+ Vida Guerra has a figure like an hourglass [F-Listed]
+ Heidi Klum does Italian GQ, looks hot [Derek Hail]
+ Why is Lindsay embarrassed? [Attuworld]

[Pacific Coast News]

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Mickey Rourke wears pink underwear

October 30th, 2008 at 11:40am Under Embarrassing+ Mickey Rourke+ actor+ mickey+ rourke+ surgery+ ugly

Mikey Rourke leaving Wellington nightclub in London (10/29)

Mickey Rourke was prancing around London last night with his zipper down and now everyone knows he wears pink undies. Damn, that’s pretty embarrassing. Also embarrassing? Being Mickey Rourke. Mickey, seriously, save some botox for the rest of us.

[Flynet]

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