Megan Fox

Megan Fox at the premiere of Eagle Eye at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (9/16)

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I guess cherries are in season

In an interview in the October issue of GQ, Megan Fox admits she used to be in love with a stripper . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . AWESOME!!! Megan told the magazine:

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there . . . Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.” (Source)

Thank you Megan Fox. Thank you for restoring my faith in the time honored practice of two hot chicks getting it on. With Lindsay and Sam headlining the news for the past six months, it’s been a rough time for my penis and me. We nearly broke. What kept us going was hope, hope that there’d be light at the end of that tunnel. Thank you Megan for showing us that light. Now if you will excuse me, there’s some beating off that needs to be done.

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Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 2 in Venice Beach (7/22)

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Megan Fox leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (7/8)

Remember the good news last week about Megan Fox jettisoning her douche bag boyfriend Brian Austin Green? They’re back together. From the New York Daily News:

Fellas, don’t start celebrating just yet - Megan Fox may not be single after all. Although the “Transformers” hottie reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green, the pair were in Vegas together to catch Cirque du Soleil’s “O” show at the Bellagio. (Source)

Please tell me Brian can lasso a horse with his penis because that’s the only thing that makes sense at this point.

[WENN, Flynet]

Sexiest breakdown ever

Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me

Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox

Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)

Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George Clooney Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.

*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller

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