Archive for the ‘Megan Fox’ Category

November
19
 2008

Quickies Redux

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Megan Fox has a nice tongue
Megan Fox at the “GQ Men of the Year” party at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in L.A. (11/18)

+ Snoop Dog does Martha Stewart . . . not like that [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jennifer Ellison Topless Bikini Pictures are Totally Staged and Totally Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Miley Cyrus giggles after being asked about her sex-predator boyfriend [Just Jared]
+ Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Khloe Kardashian needs to stop being photographd [Bastardly]

+ Enrique Iglesias totally looks like a chick [Lossip]
+ PETA ads now resorting to bestiality [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ Jennifer Garner gets a restraining order against her stalker [Cele|bitchy]
+ If she can press them against the wall . . .  [UBERGUY]

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September
17
 2008

Lunch with Megan Fox

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It’s Megan Fox’s tongue!
Megan Fox

Megan Fox at the premiere of Eagle Eye at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (9/16)

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September
16
 2008

I think I’m in love

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Megan Fox used to be in love with a stripper
I guess cherries are in season

In an interview in the October issue of GQ, Megan Fox admits she used to be in love with a stripper . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . AWESOME!!! Megan told the magazine:

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there . . . Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.” (Source)

Thank you Megan Fox. Thank you for restoring my faith in the time honored practice of two hot chicks getting it on. With Lindsay and Sam headlining the news for the past six months, it’s been a rough time for my penis and me. We nearly broke. What kept us going was hope, hope that there’d be light at the end of that tunnel. Thank you Megan for showing us that light. Now if you will excuse me, there’s some beating off that needs to be done.

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July
23
 2008

Lunch with Megan Fox

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Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 2
Megan Fox

Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 2 in Venice Beach (7/22)

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[Flynet]

July
9
 2008

Megan Fox is not single

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Megan Fox is not single
Megan Fox leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (7/8)

Remember the good news last week about Megan Fox jettisoning her douche bag boyfriend Brian Austin Green? They’re back together. From the New York Daily News:

Fellas, don’t start celebrating just yet - Megan Fox may not be single after all. Although the “Transformers” hottie reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green, the pair were in Vegas together to catch Cirque du Soleil’s “O” show at the Bellagio. (Source)

Please tell me Brian can lasso a horse with his penis because that’s the only thing that makes sense at this point.

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[WENN, Flynet]

July
4
 2008

Top 10 Best Boobs in Hollywood

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Courtesy of In Touch Weekly (Click the pic for the larger version)

10. Beyoncé Knowles

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“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

9. Megan Fox

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When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

8. Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

7. Audrina Patridge

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Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.

6. Katherine Heigl

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Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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July
3
 2008

Megan Fox ditches the dead weight

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Megan Fox is single
Sexiest breakdown ever

Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me

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June
20
 2008

Piven tries to pull ass, Piven fails

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Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox
Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox

Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)

Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George Clooney Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.

*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller

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[WENN]