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Matthew McConaughey celebrates 40th B’day Today!

November 5th, 2009 at 04:28pm Under Matthew McConaughey

Birthday boy Matthew McConaughey celebrates his perfect 40th with happy and healthy lady, son, and another baby on the way, his family and closest friends. He celebrated last night with a surprise performance by one of my favorite artists Jamey Johnson….there were some epic stories told, lot of laughs and definitely some roasting. She was spotted L.A. on Wednesday in the comfiest way – wearing a robe and slippers! The actor took to his MySpace blog to thank fans for their well-wishes, asking for donations to his j.k. livin foundation in lieu of gifts.

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A little something for the ladies

February 23rd, 2009 at 05:00pm Under Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro Brazil (2/21)I've tried Matthew. It's impossible.... ...read full story

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Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex

August 27th, 2008 at 05:00pm Under Jim McConaughey+ Kay McConaughey+ Matthew McConaughey+ died+ iamazemyself+ kay+ matthew+ mcconaughey+ mornings

Matthew McConaughey has short arms
Matthew McConaughey running in Malibu (8/20)

I think I’ve finally pegged down where Matthew McConaughey gets his free-spirited attitude from. Definitely his mom. To generate some publicity for her new book I Amaze Myself!, she told Us Weekly about the strange circumstances surrounding her husband Jim’s death:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says. (Source)

Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex. Wow, what a great way to go. I hope to have that etched on my tombstone some day. No no no, I don’t mean “Nick died having sex” but the actual phrase “Matthew McConaughey’s dad died having sex.” I wanna confuse people.

NOTE: If Matthew’s father is anything like his son, the guy would have had to have an enormous cock . . . otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to spank it with those tiny Tyrannosaurus arms!

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It’s a boy

July 8th, 2008 at 11:30am Under Camila Alves+ Matthew McConaughey+ alves+ boy+ camila+ pops+ xxx

Camila Alves has a boy
Camila Alves pops out a boy

Matthew McConaughey is officially a dad. His girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to a baby boy last night. People says:

The baby – the first child for both – was born at 6:22 p.m. in Los Angeles, weighing in at 7 lbs., 4 oz.

“They’re so happy!” said a close pal. (Source)

FYI, the couple set up their baby registry at 24 Hour Fitness. I already sent them the cutest “one poundsie” ankle weights. I don’t want to rain on Matthew and Camila’s parade, but their kid has weak calves.

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Matthew McConaughey had fun

June 18th, 2008 at 04:00pm Under Matthew McConaughey+ alves+ camila+ fiance+ matthew+ mcconaughey+ pregnant

Matthew McConaughey cheating on Camila Alves?
Matthew McConaughey in Nicaragua (6/6)

With his pregnant fiancée Camila Alves sitting at home, Matthew McConaughey got blitzed on a surfing vacation earlier this month in Nicaragua. An eyewitness at a bar the actor happened by told Star magazine:

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old. He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around. A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’” (Source)

After recent flops like Fool’s Gold and Sahara, if Matthew was digging around in the sewage ditch for anything, it was his career. That aside, can you blame the guy for wanting fresh poon? These days Camila’s almost as fat as one of Kirstie Alley’s thighs! If Matthew’s going to take this whole parenting thing seriously, he better stop picking up random bar skanks and start picking up some Huggies.

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A little something for the ladies

June 16th, 2008 at 11:30am Under Matthew McConaughey+ matthew+ mcconaughey

Matthew McConaughey is shirtless
Matthew McConaughey in Malibu (6/14)

I guess women like this dude. I don’t know, I don’t really see it. Sure he’s fit but did last month’s Dungeons & Dragons Illustrated calling him a “rising young star”? I think not. Call me ladies. This boat’s about to sail off to stardom.

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