Linda Hogan
July 21st, 2009 at 11:53am
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Brooke Hogan still HATES her mother. In her upcoming album Redemption, Brooke tries to get at her mother, Linda Hogan, with a song called “Dear Mom.” Here are some lyrics:
How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can’t even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don’t talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It’s better to live than love you
hmmm…Why doesn’t she just kiss and make up!? Brooke needs to stop being a brat and get over it. That is her mother and life is too short. Yes, Linda is a retard, but holding all of that anger isn’t healthy!
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Continue Reading Brooke Hogan Still HATES Her Mother!
January 19th, 2009 at 10:44am
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49-year-old Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at the Sundance Film Festival in park City, Utah (1/17)
Say what you will about pedophiles, but their is no denying that they have an impeccable sense of style. I sooooo want that jacket that Linda bought Charlie. Thing is pure awesomeness.
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Continue Reading Awww, how cute
December 8th, 2008 at 10:15am
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Nick Hogan with his mom Linda and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill at the XFC fight in Tampa (12/5)
HE HAS ACNE.
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Continue Reading Sign #42 your boyfriend might be too young
November 24th, 2008 at 09:15am
Under Charley Hill+ Hulk Hogan+ Linda Hogan+ divorce+ leech+ money+ whore
Linda Hogan and Charley Hill at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas (5/31)
Apparently the $40k in alimony Linda Hogan is getting from estranged husband Hulk Hogan just isn’t enough. She wants a Pinellas County, Fla., judge to the increase the amount of the temporary payments she’s receiving (the couple’s divorce isn’t final yet). Why? So she can send her 19-year-old boyfriend to school of course. Obviously. From TMZ:
Recession or not, it’s extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That’s why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention — she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend’s nautical tuition?
Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery. (Source)
You have to empathize with Linda. How is she possibly supposed to live on $40,000 a month? Her hair dye, spray on tan, and saline replacements alone cost more than that. The silver lining is that Charley doesn’t need to pay to go to nautical school. If he wants to learn about sea life, he just needs to put his head between Linda’s legs. There he’ll find crabs, a clam, and the distinct smell of fish.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Linda Hogan needs more
July 16th, 2008 at 01:00pm
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Linda Hogan still dating a teenager
Looks like 48-year-old Linda Hogan and 19-year-old Charlie Hill are still dating. The couple was spotted at a wedding together last Saturday in Clearwater, Florida. Though they were “clearly having fun” according to onlookers, the couple left the reception shortly before 6 P.M. Apparently Charlie’s not allowed to drive at night until his learner’s permit expires and he gets his full driver’s license.
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Continue Reading Still going strong
June 11th, 2008 at 12:20pm
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Brooke Hogan and Charley Hill
Brooke Hogan has finally commented about her 48-year-old mom’s relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill. Basically, she’s freaking out. In an off-air conversation with E! satellite radio host Michael Yo, Brooke said:
“I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support . . . I went to school with him. He was a grade under me . . . Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).” (Source)
I like how E! had to clarify that Charley was between Brook and Nick (in school). The Hogan family is so fucked up that if E! left that out, naturally we’d assume they had some kind of freaky threesome. Seriously, I wouldn’t put anything past this family at this point. Saying that Linda and the Hulk failed as parents is like saying Hitler failed at diplomacy.
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Brooke Hogan is freaking out
June 4th, 2008 at 10:40am
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Linda Hogan is creepy
As if Linda Hogan’s relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill couldn’t get any creepier, TMZ did some digging and found that Charley was friends with Linda’s son Nick when they were kids. All together now: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. TMZ says:
We hear 19-year-old Charley Hill was “definitely friends” with Nick Hogan when they were kids, and we we’re told he was an altar server at the church the Hogan family attended in Florida years ago. Holy jail bait! Charley was only one grade above Nick, and our sources tell us the two often played sports together. (Source)
The kid was an alter server? No wonder these two get along so well. Linda has all the traits Charlie’s looking for from his past relationships: facial hair, testosterone, and a pastoral staff! This story kind of reminds me of a porn site some people* visit where the moms hook up with their son’s friends. Of course the main difference is that on those sites, the moms usually look like women.
*Me
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By BLZ
Continue Reading This relationship just got creepier
June 2nd, 2008 at 04:50pm
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Linda Hogan has a boyfriend
Following the Hulk’s move of dating a woman that looks suspiciously like his daughter, Linda Hogan is now dating a dude that looks suspiciously like her son. Did I mention he’s 19? Because he’s 19. Ummm, wow? TMZ says:
In an effort to make the Hogan family look even worse, Linda Hogan took her 19-year-old Nick-a-like boytoy to the opening of Palms Place last night! Charlie told us they are just friends — because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms. Of course classy Linda made sure Charlie-poo had a drink. (Source)
If you would have told me last June that one year from now, the most normal thing about this family would be a daughter that kinda looks like a tranny, I probably would have punched you in the face. I could go on a cross-burning spree for the next year and still look better than any member of this family. I mean, how does a 48-year-old even begin to date a 19-year-old? “When he asked me to buy him beer in front of that 7-11, I knew it was love at first sight.”
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By BLZ
Continue Reading Holy crap this family is f’ed up
