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Jessica Promotes Peace

July 3rd, 2010 at 11:30pm Under Jessica Simpson+ bikini+ breasts+ cleavage+ sexy

Blonde Texan Jessica Simpson typifies the wholesome American beauty, and shows she’s willing to give peace a chance in her flag bikini and camouflage pants. We don’t know what she’s campaigning for, but Jess gets our vote!

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Jessica is in the Driver’s Seat

July 3rd, 2010 at 12:58am Under Jessica Simpson+ bikini+ breasts+ celebrities+ cleavage+ movies+ sexy

Bodaciously busty Jessica Simpson never looked sexier than when she slipped into a pair of Daisy Dukes for the film “The Dukes of Hazzard.” In this scene, she charmed hapless deputy Enos with her pink bikini. Fortunately, she kept it on to get wet and wild washing the General Lee.

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Jessica Is No Daisy Duke

March 9th, 2010 at 06:55pm Under Jessica Simpson+ bikini+ cleavage+ movies

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The tough part about being an actress playing a very sexy part is that the film will always remain the same—but she won’t. It’s been five years since Jessica Simpson steamed up the screen as Daisy Duke in the film version of “The Dukes of Hazzard,” and she has had her ups and downs in the weight department since then.

Jess talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show and discussed those not-so-flattering photos of her that surfaced last year. “I was embarrassed. I didn’t want to show my face. I was touring with the Rascal Flatts at the time and had to get on stage every day and kind of just face it and hope to God I wasn’t wearing an unflattering outfit … Obviously, I didn’t look like Daisy Duke.”

Well, Jessica’s “Daisy” was a pretty hard act to follow—especially when she washed the car in that bikini!

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John Mayer Confesses Sexual Encounters With Jessica Simpson & ‘Racist’ Privates!!

February 10th, 2010 at 05:58pm Under Jennifer Aniston+ Jessica Simpson+ John Mayer+ playboy

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John Mayer did an interview with Playboy, and UsMagazine got their hands on some exclusive pieces of that interview.  Mayer confesses he slept with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston is the sweetest person, and he won’t bang a black girl.  Mayer has been catching a lot of flack from his comments, but I’m guessing he doesn’t really care. 

John on Jessica Simpson being his drug: “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f****** snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f****** you.’”

John on Jennifer Aniston dumping him because he Tweets: “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

John on how many women he’s had sex with since Aniston: “I’m going to say four or five. No more. But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”

When Mayer was asked if black women try to get with him, he answered: “I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f***in’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

Although Mayer has never f***ed a black women, he does have a couple in mind that are attractive.  Mayer said, “I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, ‘Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.’ And you’d be like, ‘What? We weren’t talking about that.’“  

Mayer also claims he has a “hood pass.”  What is a “hood pass?”  Well, Mayer said, “Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***** pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’

What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

John Mayer thinks he’s cool….umm….yeah.  Telling the world you F***** Jessica Simpson isn’t cool, Mr. Mayer.  Telling the world someone is good in bed isn’t being a gentleman.  It almost sounds like he is making her out to be a whore behind closed doors.  Also, Mayer attempts to paint this picture that Jennifer Aniston isn’t tech savvy.  And…I LOVE how he talks about this “hood pass.”  I would love to see him hanging out in the slums of Detroit, Philly, or Harlem.  Let’s see how far Mayer’s “hood pass” will get him. 

What a freakin idiot!!  By the way, saying the F-word every five seconds really isn’t that sexy.  Constant cussing shows lack of intelligence. 

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Jessica Simpson is Sparkly

December 2nd, 2009 at 01:52pm Under Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson "Chicago" After-Party Pics from New York City

Celebrity Jessica Simpson was spotted on her way to the “Chicago” afterparty in New York City and looked great in this sparkly, short dress. The two things that we learned about Jessica from these pictures are, first, that she likes “Chicago” and, two, that all she really has going for her are her looks, which some people even question. But hey, I like Jessica Simpson because even though she has the brain power of a gnat, she’s friendly and I still think she’s pretty hot. Just take a look at those legs. So there! 

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Jessica Simpson Photos from Beverly Hills

November 25th, 2009 at 02:39pm Under Jessica Simpson+ celebrities

 Jessica Simpson candids for Sur in Beverly Hills

Jessica Simpson was spotted in Beverly Hills looking a bit disheveled and all alone. I guess that’s to be expected, but that won’t keep this celebrity from enjoying a great meal at Sur restaurant. Jessica, you know I’m here to help you pick up the pieces. Well, at least for one night.

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Jessica Simpson Hates Melrose Place!

November 2nd, 2009 at 05:30pm Under Ashlee Simpson+ Bronx Mowgli Wentz+ Jessica Simpson+ Pete Wentz

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Jessica Simpson is bitter.  Why??  Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks!  I guess I would be bitter too! 

Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad.  Jessica wrote:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee.  Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her! 

Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!”  Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her.  I agree with that!

Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli.  Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!

What the hell is Jessica bitching about?  And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script?  Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star.  Did you see any of those?  Nope…I didn’t think so!  Talk about BAD acting!  The Simpson’s need to give it up….   

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Goodies

October 14th, 2009 at 11:13am Under Adriana Lima+ Alessandra Ambrosio+ Angelina Jolie+ Britney Spears+ Carrie Underwood+ Christina Aguilera+ Danielle Lloyd+ Eva Longoria+ Eva Mendes+ Fergie+ Gemma Atkinson+ Hayden Panettiere+ Hilary Duff+ Holly Madison+ Jennifer Aniston+ Jennifer Lopez+ Jennifer Love Hewitt+ Jessica Alba+ Jessica Biel+ Jessica Simpson+ Justin Timberlake+ Katharine McPhee+ Katie Price+ Kendra Wilkinson+ bikini+ celebrities

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Ashlee turns 25

October 6th, 2009 at 05:09am Under Ashlee Simpson+ Jessica Simpson+ Pete Wentz+ celebrity

Ashlee Simpson photos from her 25th birthday party

Ashlee Simpson Wentz celebrated her 25h birthday over the weekend with sister Jessica Simpson and her punk husband, Pete Wentz. Okay, here is the story as far as I can tell. Jessica Simpson looks fine, but younger sister Ashlee is looking really good to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s the younger sister, or maybe it’s  because she’s a bit taller, has toned legs, and a taunt little butt. I can’t stand Pete Wentz, but I am a little jealous that he gets to put his hands on Ashlee Simpson’s back side. What has the world come to?

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Jessica Simpson at 8th Annual Smiles Gala

October 5th, 2009 at 12:19pm Under Jessica Simpson

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