Jennifer Garner

Quickies Redux

March 10th, 2009 at 08:00pm Under Afternoon Links+ Butts+ Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner leaving "Step by Step" play center in Santa Monica (3/7) + Eva Herzigova looking might skinny in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather] + Roselyn Sanchez is as sexy as they come [Lossip] + Malin Akerman Nude Videos from... ...read full story

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February 4th, 2009 at 08:00am Under Butts+ Jennifer Garner+ Morning Links

Jennifer Garner entering a medical building in Santa Monica (2/3) + Jennifer Connelly needs to eat [Hollywood Tuna] + Maggie Gyllenhaal is naked [Drunken Stepfather] + Scarlett Johansson looks better as a blonde [Egotastic!] + Natalie is the cute... ...read full story

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December 17th, 2008 at 08:00am Under Celebslam+ Jennifer Garner+ Morning Links+ attuworld+ busted+ coverage+ double+ holy+ popoholic+ taco+ viking

Jennifer Garner has a huge belly
Jennifer Garner picking her daughter up from school in Santa Monica (12/16)

+ It’s Kellie Pickler’s boob! [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Kim Kardashian brags about her 24-inch rims [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Heidi Klum was hot then and now [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ The 6 most self-absorbed celebrity dads [Holy Taco]

+ Jennifer Lopez to be inseminated [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Rachel Bilson looking all kinds of cute [Popoholic]
+ Pete Wentz talks about sex with Ashlee Simpson [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Yes, RuPaul can! [Dlisted]

+ Big boobs get drunk, big boobs fall down [Double Viking]
+ German model Veronica Hugo looks awesome in a bikini [F-Listed]
+ Hot Brazilian twins get their own MTV show. Sweet! [Busted Coverage]
+ Bar Refaeli is stunningly beautiful [Attuworld]

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Jennifer Garner got knocked up

August 21st, 2008 at 03:57pm Under Ben Affleck+ Jennifer Garner+ babies+ breakfast+ bulging+ bump+ carbs+ knocked+ monstrosity+ pouch

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When epic foreheads collide

Yesterday Jennifer Garner finally confirmed that she’s been knocked up by Ben Affleck in another attempt to get the lauded Nobel Prize for “child with biggest forehead.” From the New York Post:

“When asked by a USA Today reporter about her upcoming projects, Jen pointed at her bulging bump and said, “This.”

She then went on to joke, “Oh, I’m not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It’s just — what do they call it — a breakfast pouch?”"

She could spend the rest of her life pregnant but the “bulging bump” she’s known for is that monstrosity sitting between her eyebrows and hair. If the sun hit it at the right angle she’d be able to flag down planes and pick up XM radio. Does that thing get HD?

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July 18th, 2008 at 12:40pm Under Ben Affleck+ Jennifer Garner+ alias+ confirmed+ garber+ garner+ pregnant+ true+ victor

Jennifer Garner is pregnant again
Jennifer Garner in L.A. yesterday

I mean pregnant. OK, both. Garner’s former Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the last few weeks of rumors about Garner being knocked up. She told Us Weekly:

“Yes, she is,” Garber, who currently stars on ABC’s Eli Stone, told Us in a taped interview when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting. A source adds, “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.” (Source)

We can only hope that Garner and Affleck’s marriage goes smoother than the couple I wrote about earlier, Britney and K-Fed. But when you think about it, Federline and Affleck do have a lot in common. They both have kick-ass sperm and they both suck at anything that isn’t related to making babies. When Britney has to stop making child support payments in 2024, K-Fed should invite Ben over to his new studio apartment in Riverside for a beer. They seem like they’d be natural friends.

NOTE: Freakiest foot EVER

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