George Clooney

Clooney’s Cutie in Cocaine Scandal

July 30th, 2010 at 12:09pm Under Celebrity Gossip+ George Clooney+ ass+ cleavage+ lingerie+ model+ sexy

George Clooney has a rep as one of the good guys on the Hollywood scene, but his current lady love may have a shady past. RadarOnline is reporting that the star’s sexy girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has been implicated in an Italian cocaine scandal! An investigation into two Milan, Italy nightclubs has uncovered evidence on an [...]

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Paris Hilton and George Clooney? WTF?

January 2nd, 2009 at 04:30pm Under George Clooney+ Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger leaving Dan Tana's in Hollywood (12/20)

According to Life & Style magazine, even though it looked odd that Paris Hilton and George Clooney were eating dinner together at Dan Tana's restaurant on December 20 (along with director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel, and Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger), it wasn't the first time they've been spotted together. From the mag:

Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

A source said: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room." (Source)
I'm calling bullshit. George Clooney hooking up with Paris Hilton is like Marisa Miller fucking Screech from Saved by the Bell. They're hot. They have standards. Obviously this story was planted by Paris's publicist. I'm surprised there's not a line in there about how her hair "looked amazing." 

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Quickies Redux

December 4th, 2008 at 08:00pm Under Afternoon Links+ Celebslam+ George Clooney+ bossip+ holy+ listed+ omg+ popoholic+ taco+ taxidrivermovie+ wtf

George Clooney is drunk
A drunk George Clooney leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (12/3)

+ Britney Spears’ other ex-husband thrown in jail [Just Jared]

+ Prince Harry’s girlfriend has huge boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keri Russell Nipples and Bush in Details!!!?? [Egotastic!]
+ Good god Denise Milani is stacked [F-Listed]
+ Amy Smart nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Hilary Duff has hard nips [Popoholic]
+ Maybe we should rethink our sex education policies [Holy Taco]
+ Amy Winehouse banged her husband one last time before they broke up [Bossip]
+ “Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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Quickies

November 19th, 2008 at 08:00am Under Celebslam+ George Clooney+ Morning Links+ attuworld+ busted+ coverage+ double+ holy+ popoholic+ taco+ viking

George Clooney rocking the pornstache
George Clooney on the set of Men Who Stare at Goats in Albuquerque, New Mexico (11/18)

+ Charlize Theron makes everyone look good [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Katy Perry’s looks like a blow-up doll [Drunken Stepfather]
+ It’s Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month! [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ “Surgeons made a replacement penis with skin from his thigh.” [Holy Taco]

+ 50 Cent calls Donald Trump senile [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Another ridiculously photoshopped promo pic for Britney’s new album [Dlisted]
+ Does Marisa Miller ever not look crazy hot? [Popoholic]
+ Amy brings back her beehive [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Mamma Mia! That’s a spicy boobies! [Double Viking]
+ I can’t believe one of the Jonas brothers is tapping this [F-Listed]
+ Mayra Veronica is rather stacked [Busted Coverage]
+ Heather Locklear officially charged with DUI [Attuworld]

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[Pacific Coat News]

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George Clooney ruins chicks

August 12th, 2008 at 10:20am Under 80810l1_clooney_g_b+ George Clooney+ Lisa Snowdon+ belstaff+ clooney+ george+ gr_03+ malenotti+ manuele+ portofino

George Clooney has a stalker
George Clooney being chased by a fan in Portofino, Italy (8/9)

You wanna date George Clooney? Prepare to never get laid again after he dumps you. Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Lisa Snowdon told The Sun:

“I’ve been celibate for a year and starting to think I may never have sex again. It’s not something I planned, but I just don’t get asked out any more. Men seem to look at me and think, ‘She went out with George Clooney. What chance have I got?’” (Source)

There are a couple of guys I can think of whose sexual “footsteps” I wouldn’t want to follow in (Peter North, Tommy Lee, and John Holmes come to mind), but George Clooney isn’t one of them. Sleeping with Clooney is probably 10% sex and 90% him primping himself in the ceiling mirror. I, on the other hand, am a much better lover. With me, it’s 20% sex and only 80% crying.

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 96

August 4th, 2008 at 11:25am Under Cindy Crawford+ George Clooney+ Rande Gerber+ bikini+ cindy+ crawford+ pics+ supermodel

Cindy Crawford bikini yacht pics!
Cindy Crawford bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 8/2)

Being a celebrity’s not all about glitz, glamour, and luxury. Take these pics of Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber (and George Clooney) slumming it on a yacht in St. Tropez over the weekend. See that shower built into the yacht? Thing doesn’t even have a massage setting.

NOTE: 29 more Cindy Crawford bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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George Clooney is good people

June 16th, 2008 at 02:00pm Under George Clooney+ Sarah Larson+ clooney+ george

George Clooney is good people

So maybe George Clooney didn’t break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:

George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson’s replacement. Our source claims Clooney “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)

Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as “impoverished”). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He’s like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.

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[Pacific Coast News, WENN]

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George Clooney is a dumbass

June 12th, 2008 at 10:00am Under George Clooney+ Sarah Larson+ didn’t+ insider+ larson+ she’d+ she’s+ “he+ “now+ “she

Sarah Larson got a boob job
Sarah Larson got a boob job

George Clooney broke up with girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got implants. I know, what an idiot. Via In Touch Weekly:

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job,” an insider says. But she needed a place to rest after the operation. “She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” says the insider. Although the couple made a last appearance together at a Metropolitan Museum of Art gala on May 5 in New York, the relationship was already on the rocks. “He wanted to break up with her but she had an Armani gown custom-made,” says the insider. “He didn’t want to be a jerk, so he took her to be nice.” But the romance lasted just a few more weeks.

Isn’t this backwards? Aren’t you supposed to break up with a chick, then she gets implants, and then you get back together? Besides, it’s not like she went all Pam Anderson on her chest. She went from nothing to an A cup. I can’t see why George would be pissed at that unless he some sort of fetish for prepubescent gir . . . ohhhhhhhhhhh, nevermind

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George Clooney splits up from waitress chick.

May 29th, 2008 at 12:03pm Under George Clooney+ Sarah Larson+ george clooney sarah larson

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Sarah Larson, the Palms waitress with an affinity for taking naughty pictures and the only girl to ever be George Clooney’s date to the Academy Awards, is back to cocktailing. George apparently has decided that he is tired of…..yeah, you know.

People says, Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

Sarah, call me.

Thanks,

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George Clooney is single

May 28th, 2008 at 06:00pm Under George Clooney+ Sarah Larson+ clooney+ george+ nbsp

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson break up

After dating for nearly a year, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are calling it quits. Before dating Clooney, Larson was most famous for being a slutty Vegas cocktail waitress who loves licking magazines. An insider revealed to In Touch Weekly:

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Tough break for Larson but I’m sure she’ll find a hunky, Italian-lakefront-villa-owning boyfriend in no time — and no I’m not talking about me. Besides, I consider my place on Lake Cuomo more a compound than a villa.

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