Bronx Mowgli Wentz
November 2nd, 2009 at 05:30pm
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Jessica Simpson is bitter. Why?? Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks! I guess I would be bitter too!
Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad. Jessica wrote:
“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee. Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her!
Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!” Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her. I agree with that!
Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli. Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!
What the hell is Jessica bitching about? And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script? Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star. Did you see any of those? Nope…I didn’t think so! Talk about BAD acting! The Simpson’s need to give it up….
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December 11th, 2008 at 03:40pm
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in Hollywood (10/4)
If you’re on pins and needles waiting to see the first pics of the baby with the dumb name, I hate to ruin your day but Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz aren’t finding any takers. Oh noes! How will they buy a new Range Rover and extra-small jeans for Pete! From the New York Post:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, “Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.” (Source)
According to experts, Ashlee and Pete haven’t sold their baby pics due, in small part, to the troubled economy, and in large part, because no one cares.
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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November 21st, 2008 at 11:30am
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Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)
Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don’t see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:
“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” (Source)
You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don’t leave her alone with the baby. “Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher’d be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn’t mean to kill yer baby!”
[WENN]
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