Nick Leibham uses Paris Hilton to rip Congressman Brian Bilbray

I really hope this isn’t becoming a trend. Following John McCain’s lead in late July, Nick Leibham — Democratic challenger for the House seat in California’s 50th Congressional district — is channeling Paris Hilton to rip the Republican incumbent Brian Bilbray. Leibham’s ad premiered last night in the San Diego area. He claims that, like Hilton, Bilbray does nothing: nothing to fix the economy; nothing to solve the energy crisis; and nothing to shrink the massive federal deficit. Leibham also claims that, like Hilton, Bilbray had to have his stomach pumped after a frat party in college. OK I might have made that last part up.

-Thanks to Ryan for both the tip and $6 loan. I really wanted that sandwich.

Sexiest breakdown ever

Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me