Doutzen Kroes and Karolina Kurkova in Miami (11/14)

The fashion world was rocked yesterday when it was learned that Victoria’s Secret “Angel” Karolina Kurkova lacks a belly button. Apparently a belly button is digitally added after all of Karolina’s photoshoots. Freaky. I’ve seen the Sci-Fi channel. I know what this means. Karolina’s not human. She’s some sort of sexy alien swimsuit model sent to earth to generate widespread chaos and overthrow society. Which I’m totally cool with. I’m willing to give you a lot of leeway if you have nice tits.

[Splash News]

Stacy Keibler bikini pics! (Miami - 11/15)

Joining Chloe Sevigny, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, and a bunch of other models, Stacy Keibler happened by the beach in Miami this weekend. Everywhere you turned, there was a model or celebrity walking by in a bikini. You could say it was a lot like my high school graduation party. Yup, you could say it but you’d be lying. My high school graduation party was nothing like that. I sat around for two hours drinking punch with my grandma. What are you, stupid?

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Chloe Sevigny bikini pics! (Miami - 11/15)

With these Chloe Sevigny pics, I’ve now posted 1,810 bikini/lingerie pics today. Seriously, go back and count. I’m not making that up. I would never lie to you.

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Kourtney Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, and Kim Kardashian in Miami (11/15)

I guess Miami was the place to be this weekend. That’s reality show stars Kourtney and Kim Kardashian along with their friend, reality show washout Kristin Cavallari, at the beach on Saturday. I like how Kim is trying to cover herself up by tying that thing around her waist (parachute?). Kim, you have a sex tape. You’re about two years too late to salvage your dignity. You might as well embrace what the public thinks of you and just walk around naked.

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Victoria’s Secret “Angel” Ana Beatriz Barros at a photoshoot in Miami (Miami - 11/13)

+ Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks about her big boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Vikki Blows: Topless Video Game Vixen [Egotastic!]
+ What the hell is Ryan Gosling wearing? [Just Jared]
+ Pixie Geldolf pierced nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Hayden Panettiere drenched in sweat, if that’s your thing [The Blemish]

+ Quite possibly the nerdiest photos you’ll ever see [Holy Taco]
+ No one cares about your stupid, perfect life [Cele|bitchy]
+ Is there ever a wrong time to post pics of ultra-hot Lucy Pinder [Attuworld]
+ Nadia Dawn is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ The Essential 007: A Recap of all 22 Bond Movies (very cool) [Hollywire]

[Flynet]

Lindsay Lohan bikini candids!

Lindsay Lohan in Miami (Jan. ‘06)

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Natalia Vodianova bikini pics! (Ipanema beach, in Rio de Janeiro 11/12)

Flynet tells us this is sexy Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday. Flynet also told me your mom is sleeping with the UPS guy. That whore. I told you.

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Mel B. bikini pics! (11/7 - Hurghada, Egypt)

Don’t ask me why Mel B. and her big ol’ fake boobs are in Egypt because I don’t know. I mean, who the hell wants to go to Egypt? There’s nothing there. I could think of about a million better places to take a vacation. Like Vegas. I love Vegas. Have you seen the Luxor? It’s amazing!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Princess Madeleine bikini pics! (Mauritius - 5/5)

Since no movie stars are on vacation in bikinis right now, we’re gonna have to make do with pics of hot princesses. Actually, I don’t even know if this chick’s a real princess. Maybe she just calls herself that. I do that sometimes. When bedtime comes, I’m a Knight in King Arthur’s Court! Weeeeeeeeeee!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Heather Locklear bikini pics!

Heather Locklear in Hawaii (Apr. ‘08)

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