Sexiest breakdown ever

Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green . . . !!! . . . !!! . . . !!! Seriously, !!! WENN says:

Transformers star Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.” (Source)

Oh, yeah, Megan’s calling off her engagement to Brian because “she now realizes she’s too young to be marrying him.” I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she’s the hottest, most sought after, most frequently masturbated to* piece of ass in Hollywood right now. You do have to give it up for Brian though. In boxing terms, him dating Megan was like a Flyweight dominating the Heavyweight class.

*by me

Mini-Me has a sex tape!

TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me’s former live-in girlfriend (name?). Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD. Jesus Christ, I don’t even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing I want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick thrice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!

*Mini-Me doesn’t actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it’s a lot like that.