July 13th, 2010 at 12:41am Under Alex Rodriguez+ Cameron Diaz+ Celebrity Gossip+ Celebrity News+ sexy
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March 19th, 2009 at 03:00pm Under Alex Rodriguez
He's so gayI think Alex Rodriguez is over Madonna. In Vail recuperating from hip surgery, the Yankees' star is sticking his penis into anything that moves. From the Chicago Sun Times:A-Rod reportedly has been hosting a "revolving door" of... ...read full story
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January 28th, 2009 at 06:25pm Under Alex Rodriguez+ Jerry Seinfeld+ madonna
Madonna has resumed her "affair of the heart" with Alex Rodriguez. Madge spent last weekend with the Yankee slugger - and Joe Torre target - at the East Hampton home of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, sources said. (Source)Aw gross, you know A-Rod and Madonna totally did it, probably in Seinfeld's home gym. Good luck trying to wash the skank off that lat pulldown machine. And that ten pound dumbbell. You don't even want to know where that thing's been. The way I see it, Jerry really only has one option to sanitize his house and it involves a huge insurance policy and ten or so gallons of gasoline.
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December 17th, 2008 at 11:15am Under Alex Rodriguez+ Guy Ritchie+ affair+ awkward+ divorce+ madonna+ sex
A-Rod abandoning his family for Christmas
In what might go down as the most awkward Christmas ever, Madonna is flying A-Rod to London to join Guy Ritchie and her for Christmas. Wait, did A-Rod forget he has kids and they probably want to see their dad on Christmas? Aw, fuck ‘em. A source told The Sun:
“She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too. She knows he lives large and that he loves the fact she’s his equal for earning power. She wants to treat him. The kids are the biggest thing and she’ll plan for them but still have a bit of the Christmas she wanted.” (Source)
My initial reaction to this story was, wow, Guy is gonna beat the shit out of that pussy A-Rod. But then I realized, if you’re Guy Ritchie, aren’t you throwing that guy a giant thank-you party? If not for his affair with Madonna, maybe Guy tries to work things out with her and ends up miserable for the next ten years. Enter A-Rod, enter freedom and a $76 million+ divorce settlement. If I was Guy Ritchie, I’d do everything short of blow A-Rod during his visit.
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December 1st, 2008 at 06:30pm Under Alex Rodriguez+ affair+ ass+ fuck+ madonna+ sex
Madonna at Foro Sol Stadium in Mexico City (11/29)
A-Rod and Madonna just happened to be in Mexico City at the same time this weekend. Boy if I had a nickel every time I ran into one of my “friends” in Mexico City . . . AP says:
The New York Yankees star was in Mexico City on the same weekend the pop star was performing there. It wasn’t immediately known if the All-Star third baseman and Madonna met while in the Mexican capital. When asked what he thought about being in the city at the same time as Madonna, Rodriguez said it was “very good,” without elaborating.
Rodriguez spent two hours Sunday teaching children to bat at a new sports center built on a landfill in the poor suburb of Nezahualcoyotl while Madonna prepared to perform for a sold-out second night in Mexico City as part of her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. (Source)
If A-Rod wants to teach those kids something he has even more experience in than baseball, he’ll show them the proper technique for putting on four condoms at a time. That, or he’ll explain how after 20 shots of tequila and a dimmer switch, even a manly woman can end up looking only boyish. The best lesson those kids can learn from A-Rod: Money can’t buy happiness . . . or in Madonna’s case, taste.
[WENN]
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:45am Under Alex Rodriguez+ Kate Hudson+ dating+ fucked+ hookup+ sex
Kate Hudson wants to jump A-Rod’s bones
Actually, no. Kate Hudson was flirting heavily with Alex Rodriguez Friday night at the opening of the Fontainebleau Hotel but he wanted no part of it. A witness told the New York Daily News:
“Hudson had her arms completely wrapped around A-Rod’s waist and every time he leaned over to talk to anyone she would pull him back toward her.” (Source)
In A-Rod’s defense, Kate can’t squat a Smart Car like his true love Madonna. And I bet her body fat is over 3%. How gross.
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November 12th, 2008 at 04:00pm Under Alex Rodriguez+ affair+ gross+ madonna+ old+ sex
A-Rod is already whipped
Does A-Rod owns a mirror? He knows he’s a 33-year-old, good-looking, multi-millionaire, that could bang a different supermodel every night for the next century, right? So why is he so whipped on a 50-year-old mother of two that he’s dropping $400k on gifts? Good god what a pussy. From Ted Casablanca at E!:
. . . word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M’s face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Royce. No word, as yet, from Camp Madonna, on whether or not it’s officially true, but certainly would explain the dramatic staging of a Rolls in the girl’s Sticky & Sweet tour. (Source)
If A-Rod wanted to buy Madonna a more practical gift worth several hundred thousand dollars, a better choice might have been a visit to famed plastic surgeon Dr. 90210 . . . or a refill on her HGH prescription. Besides, the only reason Madonna would even use a car these days would be for her squats routine.
FUN FACT: Did you know that “Rolls Royce” means “Tiny Penis” in Yiddish?
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October 23rd, 2008 at 08:30am Under Alex Rodriguez+ Guy Ritchie+ arod+ breakup+ divorce+ madonna+ split
Madonna’s son is a pawn
Guy Ritchie is devastated that his estranged wife Madonna is parading their son Rocco in front of the paparazzi in a New York Yankees jersey. It’s widely believed that Madonna’s relationship with Yankees’ star Alex Rodriguez was a contributing factor to the couple’s divorce. Us Weekly says:
Guy Ritchie is “in pieces” after seeing a photo of his son Rocco in a T-shirt supporting Alex Rodriguez’s New York Yankees baseball team, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The 8-year-old was photographed sporting the shirt Monday in New York City.
“He’s actually been crying over it,” says the source on the set of Ritchie’s upcoming drama Sherlock Holmes. “He’s in a terrible state but is doing his best to be on form at work. He said she is the ‘lowest of the low’ and is even more determined to fight for his side now. Madonna has hit the wrong button. He won’t sink to her level, but she better watch out because it seems he has a lot on her.” (Source)
Just when I thought the dignity bar had lowered to the absolute rock bottom, Madge enters the scene with her pickaxe and shovel. My problem really isn’t with the Material Tapeworm, it’s more with Guy “Emotional Retard” Ritchie. Mr. Retard, did you really think you’d be the one who would make ol’ mozzarella skin a respectable member of society? YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT SHE DOES WITH CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES?!?! Sir, you should have known the first time she violated you that something was amiss. Now look at yourself. You’re a cuckold, and your son is a fan of the man who made you one.
[WENN]
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October 21st, 2008 at 08:30am Under A-Rod+ Alex Rodriguez+ Baby+ affair+ divorce+ guy+ madonna+ ritchie
Madonna at a Yankees game in June
The news about her divorce isn’t even a week old and yet there’s already talk that Madonna wants to make babies with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez. Since the hopeless romantic in me knows that Madonna would’ve never cheated on her husband, she must have met and fell in love with A-Rod between last Wednesday’s divorce announcement and now. Wow, crazy stuff. I guess you can never tell where your heart will lead you . . . except on Tuesday nights. For some reason, it always leads me to the “massage parlor.” God bless you and your magical hands Wang Lee. The Daily Mail says:
Madonna, 50, is hoping she can have a natural child with Rodriguez, despite her age. The singer is planning her future with the American baseball player, it emerged last night. There is no suggestion that Madonna has to date had a physical relationship with Rodriguez. However, a friend said: “She thinks he’s physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her.” (Source)
If A-Rod can bring life that that barren, calcified, demonic wasteland of a womb, then he should be crowned the new “Champion of Men.” That washes away all of the choke jobs he’s done for the Yankees, redeems him for making a fool out of his wife, and I’ll even find forgiveness in my dead heart for the highlights in his hair. Tito Ortiz is the current champion, but all he had to do was impregnate Jenna Jamison — who only has a depleted man-catcher. I think Madge’s wormhole is owned by none other than Beelzebub himself.
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October 15th, 2008 at 03:30pm Under A-Rod+ Alex Rodriguez+ affair+ arod+ divorce+ madonna+ naked+ nude
Madonna leaving her Manhattan apartment today
Madonna and New York Yankees’ star Alex Rodriguez — rumored to be having an affair for months — are “definitely romantic,” according to Us Weekly. An insider told the mag:
“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”
The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna — who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC — “has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced.” (Source)
Hey A-Rod, this is your penis speaking. Remember me? We’ve had a lot of great times together. Remember last year when we had backstage passes to the Miss Universe pageant? Man that was fun. I still can’t believe those rumors about Miss USA lacking a gag reflex were actually true. Anyways, regarding this whole Madonna thing: fuck you.
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