Britney in a Bikini in Australia

Posted by BLZ on November 16th, 2009 at 12:03pm

Britney Spears no longer vacations anywhere near the United States. I think partly because she’s trying to get away from all the shit she has stirred up around here, and partly because it’s harder for people to keep track of her. Because when we see what Britney is doing we bad mouth her and then give our opinion of what she should be doing. So here goes: Britney Spears sucks because she’s vacationing again! How many vacations can a person go on in a year? She practically lives in a bikini. She should be improving her life. You know, doing things like learning how to sing, spending time with her kids, taking self-help courses and getting tested for all the sexually transmitted diseases that she most likely has. Love you, Brit, but I had to do that.

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