Samantha Ronson doing her best to keep Lindsay away from penis

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving Chinawhite nightclub in London (11/13)
Lindsay Lohan was set to host the World Music Awards over the weekend until Samantha Ronson made her pull out (”pull out” . . . heh heh heh) because she was jealous of co-host Jesse Metcalfe. From Entertainmentwise:
The Mean Girls star – whose relationship with Sam has been rumoured to be on the rocks lately – was lined up to host the event with the Desperate Housewives star - until she mysteriously backed out. According to UK reports, Sam couldn’t bear the thought of her girl getting close to another man, prompting Lindsay to duck out of her hosting duties. (Source)
Apparently Sam is the type of girlfriend most guys have nightmares about. She gets jealous easily, she’s unattractive, and she has a slightly larger than average sized penis. Of course, a fight between Jesse and Sam over Lindsay’s affections would probably be pretty even. Especially since Jesse fights like a girl and Sam’s pretty good with her fists.
[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]