A-Rod bought Madonna a Rolls
A-Rod is already whipped
Does A-Rod owns a mirror? He knows he’s a 33-year-old, good-looking, multi-millionaire, that could bang a different supermodel every night for the next century, right? So why is he so whipped on a 50-year-old mother of two that he’s dropping $400k on gifts? Good god what a pussy. From Ted Casablanca at E!:
. . . word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M’s face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Royce. No word, as yet, from Camp Madonna, on whether or not it’s officially true, but certainly would explain the dramatic staging of a Rolls in the girl’s Sticky & Sweet tour. (Source)
If A-Rod wanted to buy Madonna a more practical gift worth several hundred thousand dollars, a better choice might have been a visit to famed plastic surgeon Dr. 90210 . . . or a refill on her HGH prescription. Besides, the only reason Madonna would even use a car these days would be for her squats routine.
FUN FACT: Did you know that “Rolls Royce” means “Tiny Penis” in Yiddish?
