Lindsay admits she’s bi
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving a jewelry store in Beverly Hills (11/6)
Lindsay Lohan still refuses to admit she’s a lesbian. In this month’s Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay takes a tiny first (swear to god I misspelled that “fist” the first time I wrote this) step and admits she’s bi. From the New York Post:
A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn’t a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she’s dating a “wonderful” woman with whom she’s madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, “Maybe. Yeah.” But she was adamant that she wasn’t a lesbian, giving an emphatic, “No,” when asked. (Source)
Let’s get something straight (pun intended). If you have a vagina and your girlfriend does too, then you’re a lesbian. End of story. Going down on someone of the same sex is the trump card of sexuality. It beats everything else. I don’t care if you like guys or not, you’re gay. Lindsay should just be honest with herself. Other than a puppeteer and a proctologist, only a lesbian would have their fist so far up another person . . . or spend Saturday nights practicing their Kegel exercises on each other’s tongue*.
*Dare: I dare you to go to sleep tonight with the above image in your head.
