Lindsay Lohan at Panda Express in L.A. (11/3)

All these dumb stories about Lindsay Lohan settling down are gonna make it all the more satisfying when she finally explodes in an orgy-filled, coke-snorting, DUI-gettin’ weekend. Regarding her new quiet life with the Mrs., Lindsay told Extra:

“I watch a lot of TV. More than I’ve every watched because I don’t go out every night. There’s nothing that I really have to go out anymore for. I’m out with Samantha and she’s DJ’ing and so I am supporting her. [As for scrapes with the law and drug problems] I’ve learned my lesson at an early age and I am very thankful for that.” (Source)

Awe shucks, ma’am. I can just see it now, Lindsay and Samantha and friends sitting around the dinner table on Thanksgiving like they’re the cast of 7th Heaven. Everyone has happy smiles on their faces, looking at the table with anticipation and joy. Except they’re not looking at a turkey fresh out of the oven. Oh no, they’re looking at a brand new pack of D batteries and a rather large back massager that smells like yesterday’s tuna surprise.

[Flynet]

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