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Happy Thanksgiving
Celebslam’s taking the day off to gorge on wild turkey bourbon. We’ll be back tomorrow with a full day of gossip.
Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman at a park in Santa Monica (11/24)
+ A-Rod remembers he has a family [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ So Carson Daly isn’t gay? [Dlisted]
+ I love when Marisa Miller gets naked [College Humor]
+ Twilight’s Kristen Stewart caught getting high [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please! [Egotastic!]
+ Whose idea was it to dress Beyonce in a unitard? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim and Kourtney forget about their fat sister [Bastardly]
+ Sharon Stone upskirt [The Blemish]
+ Linda Hogan’s teenage boyfriend wants a restraining order against the Hulk [Cele|bitchy]
+ Naomi Campbell naked cornucopia [CityRag]
+ Eleonora Padron is your International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Dear Santa. You still suck. [Pajiba]
+ Barry Manilow’s music is now punishment [Derek Hail]
[WENN]
Jessica van der Steen
Belgian model Jessica van der Steen
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The Hoff and a female friend at The Grove in L.A. (11/24)
+ Lindsay Lohan making out with Sam - Now with Video! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52 [Egotastic!]
+ Patrick Dempsey has a pretty sick old-school Jag [Just Jared]
+ Traci Bingham in a see-through shirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dude, tone down the eyeshadow [Bastardly]
+ People names Mario Lopez the “hottest bachelor” [Lossip]
+ Wait, wait, wait, Megan Fox is obsessed with Zac Efron?!? [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ George Clooney and Hugh Jackman’s late-night “Sexiest” award feud [Cele|bitchy]
+ Safe for work porn [UBERGUY]
She’s into chicks!
Remember that one chick from the new 90210 who slipped a nip last week? If you’re like me, that was the first time you’d ever heard of her. Well guess what. She’s into chicks dude. From this week’s issue of Star:
Is AnnaLynne McCord taking a page from Lindsay Lohan’s dating book and giving girls a whirl? The 21-year-old who plays rich, catty Naomi Clark on The CW’s 90210, was spotted locking lips with a woman during a 2 p.m. lunch at the Newsroom Cafe in Los Angeles on Nov. 4, “They were holding hands, hugging and kissing on the lips,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They sure looked like more than just friends.”
During that meal, AnnLynne held up a handwritten sign that said, “The [heart] of Life,” and blew a kiss at the brunette. After the long, lingering lunch, the woman drove away in the same car. AnnaLynne has been on the prowl since announcing in September that she and her boyfriend of four years called it quits. (Print Edition - 11/24)
The way I see it, this make-out session went one of two ways: it was like the DVD collection I own, a steamy affair full of hair-tossing, leather, and fresh produce. Or it went the Lindsay and Sam route and was full of “fist bumps,” a fire alarm going off because of too much cigarette smoke, and a lost aluminum bat. Take my advice Lindsay — avoid airport metal detectors until you find that thing.
[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter at a park in Malibu (11/23)
It’s sickening that during these tough economic times where so many of us are struggling, the Hollywood elite feel the need to rub their wealth in our faces with their fancy shmancy clothes.
Nicole Scherzinger
Nicole Scherzinger at the American Music Awards in L.A. (11/23)
[WENN, Flynet]
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer leaving Gold Bar in New York (11/14)
What a coincidence that after John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston back in August, I couldn’t find as many pics of him to download on all the paparazzi sites. Weird. I’m sure he didn’t notice. From Star magazine:
John Mayer is his own biggest fan! A source claims that ever since he got back with Jennifer Aniston last month, he’s been Googling himself! “He’s even gone so far as to set up a Google alert, so when his name appears in a new article on the search engine, he gets notified on his Blackberry,” says the source. Jen worries that John, who denied in May that he does that, is “too obsessed with fame, but she’s so in love that she’s willing to excuse anything.” (Print Edition - 11/24)
Sounds like John’s working the system. I guess banging Jen for publicity is a lot easier than making decent music. If John really wants to get noticed by the paparazzi, he just needs to do what the rest of Hollywood seems to be doing these days to get attention: hire a publicist go to rehab date someone of the same sex. Of course some might say he’s already doing that.
Melanie Griffith leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood (11/22)
Did you know Melanie Griffith’s face has been so ravaged by plastic surgery, that’s actually the only facial expression she can do? You never know if she’s happy or sad. It looks like she just left the circus or a cotton candy factory in the headline pic, right? Nope. She’s actually fleeing for her life from an axe murderer.
[WENN]
