Oh yeah, that’s safe

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Pacific Palisades (10/22)
Note to Barack Obama and John McCain: you want to win this election right now? Promise to deport Heidi and Spencer when you become President. I hear the Sudan is quite nice this time of year — the crisp fall air, the beautiful changing colors, the violent death squads settling in for winter, it’s the happening place to be.