Lover’s quarrell

Sam and Lindsay in New York (10/14)
Lesbian fight! Lesbian fight! From the New York Post:
Samantha Ronson deserves a medal for putting up with gal pal Lindsay Lohan. The two took the Acela train to Washington on Thursday and “had a quiet fight” the whole time, our spy says. Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!” (Source)
OK, I have to take ol’ Firecrotch’s side on this one. If you’re gonna be stuck on a train for hours and all you can do to kill time is play “hide the banana,” the least your girlfriend can do is have her “special area” cleaned and disinfected. And spraying Old Spice into it doesn’t count, either. Don’t lie about it, just do it. We all smell it, Sam. We all smell it.