You have got to be kidding me

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt leaving XIV restaurant in Hollywood (10/14)
See that car Heidi and Spencer are sitting in? See it? It’s a $400,000 Rolls Royce Phantom. It’s not a rental. From TMZ:
Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You’ll recall LC just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24″ inch rims. Chauffeur not included. (Source)
Sure a Rolls Royce is nice but I’m partial to my ‘83 Subaru BRAT. Boy does its engine purrrrrrr like a kitten. I have to carry a stick in the front seat to beat off all the women throwing panties at me . . . *sigh* . . . does anybody know if one of those sporks from KFC is sharp enough to cut through your carotid artery?
[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]