Hef can’t make babies

Holly Madison is finally opening up (”opening up” heh heh heh) about her shocking breakup with Hugh Hefner that everyone saw coming (”coming” heh heh heh . . . I really need to grow up). She told In Touch Weekly:

“The only way I could be happy staying there was if we’d turned our relationship into something more traditional. I wanted to have kids. When that wasn’t possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off.”

You mean Holly wanted to be with someone more “traditional” than an 80-year-old porn peddler who lives in a mansion built on exposed labias? But where could she ever find such a guy? Frankly, at this point Holly could hook up with King Tut’s mummified remains and that relationship would still be considered more socially acceptable. And unlike Hef, he’d at least be hard.

[Flynet, WENN]

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