Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are newlyweds

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married over the weekend at a remote resort in Vancouver, Canada. The two have been dating for roughly a year and a half. Wedding details courtesy of Us Weekly:

Guests included Scarlett’s mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala. (Source)

Fellas, it’s truly a sad day now that Scarlett is off the market, but take solace in the fact that there’s at least one thing we can now look forward to: Pregnancy Boobs. Ryan, I will be severely disappointed in you and your penis if Scarlett’s not pregnant by January 1. I can’t go through another winter of beating off to the Sears catalog, I just can’t.

NOTE: If you’re thinking of sending a gift, I recommend pre-paid billable hours for their divorce lawyers.

[Flynet]

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