Reconciliation?
Every few months or so, a story about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline getting back together is published (see here and here). The latest rumor is brought to you by the National Enquirer. The tabloid alleges that Britney and Kevin are undergoing couple’s counseling in the hopes of rebuilding their relationship. A source told the mag:
“Part of their therapy involves going on formal dates and Britney is so excited. She’s never stopped loving Kevin or hoping they’d get back together. Kevin still loves Britney too and if all goes well after six months of counseling they’ll move back in together with the boys.”
“Britney’s dad first talked to Kevin about reconciling with her last spring. He was really noncommittal at the time because he and Britney were still at odds over custody. But Kevin’s always believed it would be best for the boys to be raised by both parents, and he and Jamie spent weeks looking for a counselor who suited both his and Britney’s personalities and could come to their homes.” (Source)
Britney wants to go on formal dates with Kevin? A cold chill just went up the spine of every Arby’s employee in the greater Los Angeles area. Take my advice Arby’s Southern California regional manager Dave Browning: If you start now, you can get most of your windows boarded up before Hurricane Britney hits. The National Weather Service is predicting the storm could reach a Category 5 level of hunger!
