Jessica Simpson kicked out of party for being too drunk
Jessica Simpson arriving to the Marc Jacobs fashion show afterparty (9/8)
Jessica Simpson got so drunk last week during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York, she was asked to leave the afterparty. An insider told Star magazine:
“Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand. It was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn’t matter who you are If you’re acting like a fool, no one will stand for it.” (Source)
Just because Jessica was slurring her words doesn’t mean she was drunk. Have you ever seen her try to pronounce a word with more than four syllables? It’s pretty scary. She could be stone cold sober and you’d swear she just chugged a bottle of tequila. It’s a lot like asking a seven-year-old to explain the theory of relativity.
