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Quickies Redux

September 30th, 2008 at 07:00pm Under Afternoon Links+ Celebslam+ DJ AM+ double+ horny+ listed+ lossip+ mule+ newstoob+ oyster+ part

The first glimpse of DJ AM since the plane crash that left him badly burned
DJ AM attending the memorial service for Travis Barker’s assistant, ‘Lil’ Chris Baker, in Hollywood (first pics since the plane crash) (9/29)

+ Rumored pics from Britney’s sex tape (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Alba and her baby hit the supermarket [Lossip]
+ Megan Fox in Her Bra is the Only Reason I Need [Egotastic!]
+ Paris Hilton is hated across cultures (hilarious) [College Humor]
+ Tricia Helfer looking sexy in FHM Germany [Newstoob]

+ Dear 1, Hunter 0 [Double Viking]
+ Heidi’s mom calls out Spencer on The Hills [ICYDK]
+ Miranda Janine is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Janet Jackson rushed to the hospital [YBF]

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Sharon Stone is batshit crazy

September 30th, 2008 at 05:20pm Under Roan Bronstein+ Sharon Stone+ bronstein+ custody+ phil+ roan+ sharon+ stone

Sharon Stone and her son Roan
Poor kid

The Sharon Stone custody dispute with ex-husband Phil Bronstein is finally starting to get good. TMZ managed to obtain a court document detailing just how crazy of a parent Sharon is to the couple’s 8-year-old adopted son Roan. You mean like that time Sharon wanted Roan to get Botox injections in his feet because they smelled? Yes, exactly, how did you know? TMZ says:

Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to L.A.

The court has released what it calls the “Tentative Statement of Decision.” It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

Among many things, the judge says, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.” In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

And then the court says, “Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, “Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care.”

The judge goes on: “Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother’s overreactions is painfully real for this child.” (Source)

Obviously Sharon Stone is fucking crazy. So can we finally ignore her? No more interviews. No more speaking engagements. Or at least, before she begins to speak, can we have one of those old timey town criers read the judge’s ruling to the audience: “Hear ye, Hear ye, another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor . . .” We’ll shame her into a self-imposed exile. It’ll be awesome.

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Ivana Trump is a bitch

September 30th, 2008 at 04:45pm Under Ivana Trump+ airplane+ billionaire+ cocktail+ dress+ flight+ millionaire

Ivana Trump acts like bitch on flight
Do not want

Could you imagine how insufferable Donald and Ivana Trump must have been when they were married? I would have rather stuck my head into a oven than spent five minutes alone with the two of them. Glad I got that off my chest. From Page Six:

The dad whose family was berated by Ivana Trump on a recent Continental flight has filed a complaint with the airline. Andrew Frank told Page Six he was sitting next to Trump in coach when she called his children - ages 3 years and 18 months - “barbarians” and told him to “shut them up.” Frank said, “As soon as Ivana sat down, she started to look at me and tell my kids to shut up and that they were barbarians. I was so upset, I told the flight attendant that I wanted to speak to the captain. I thought this would happen when the plane landed.” As we reported, the attendant then persuaded a first-class passenger to change seats with Trump. “My kids weren’t yelling or crying,” Frank said. “My 3-year-old just asked a few questions about the plane.” He said he called in a complaint to Continental and was told it was being looked into. (Source)

Wow, the economy must be in worse shape than I thought if Ivana Trump is flying coach. Let this story be a lesson to all of you billionaire divorcees out there: don’t spend all of your settlement money on Botox injections. Because eventually, your alimony payments will dry up faster than that thing between your legs that got him to marry you in the first place.

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Lindsay’s rep is in denial

September 30th, 2008 at 03:45pm Under Leslie Sloane-Zelnik+ Lindsay Lohan+ Samantha Ronson+ lesbian+ liar+ lindsay+ naked+ nude+ ronson+ sex

Samantha Ronson has a huge box
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping in Hollywood (9/25)

Despite Lindsay Lohan admitting last week that Samantha Ronson and her have been dating “for a very long time,” Lindsay’s rep Leslie Sloane-Zelnik still refuses to acknowledge that her client’s a lesbian. She told TVGuide.com:

“There was no confession.” (Source)

You know the guy that walks behind the elephants in a parade and cleans up all their shit and piss and everyone points and laughs at them? You know who I’m talking about? I would rather be that guy than a rep for a celebrity. These shameless liars must scrub themselves with steel wool every night in order to sleep.

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The Daily Bikini

September 30th, 2008 at 02:30pm Under Kate Hudson+ The Daily Bikini+ bikini+ hudson+ kate+ milf+ naked+ nude+ swimsuit

Kate Hudson bikini pics!
Kate Hudson bikini pics!

Kate Hudson in Malibu (July 2006)

NOTE: 10 more Kate Hudson bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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Lunch with Emma Watson

September 30th, 2008 at 02:15pm Under Emma Watson+ Watson+ cute+ emma+ fashion+ naked+ nude

Emma Watson’s cute
Emma Watson

Emma Watson arriving to the Christian Dior Spring 2009 show at the Jardin des Tuileries during Paris Fashion Week (9/29)

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The lesbians are on vacation

September 30th, 2008 at 12:45pm Under Lindsay Lohan+ Samantha Ronson+ bikini+ lesbians+ lindsay+ lohan+ ronson+ samantha

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in bikinis
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Los Cabos, Mexico (9/29)

I’m mildly surprised Samantha’s wearing a normal bikini. I guess I expected something more lesbianish. Like jean shorts or cargo pants. Or maybe overalls. Nothing screams I’m either a “350 pound redneck who likes to make his own alcohol” or a “115-pound pasty white chick who’s scared of penises” than overalls.

NOTE: This isn’t the first time Lindsay and Sam have gone “South of the Border.” Lindsay went there last Tuesday night while Sam returned the favor early Wednesday morning.

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Gemma Atkinson has a calendar

September 30th, 2008 at 11:20am Under Gemma Atkinson+ atkinson+ bikini+ gemma+ naked+ nude+ swimsuit

Gemma Atkinson calendar bikini pics
Gemma Atkinson’s 2009 calendar

English model Gemma Atkinson has a calendar. And it’s spectacular. It’s a pity there’s only 12 months in a year. Who’s stupid idea was that anyways?

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I guess the blind item

September 30th, 2008 at 11:00am Under Blind Items+ Miley Cyrus+ blind+ coco+ guess+ hangers+ item+ puff+ stuffing+ xxx

Miley Cyrus has a drug problem?
I guess the blind item

From yesterday’s New York Post:

Just asking which fame-hungry “social” spends so much time stuffing cocaine up her nose, her hangers-on have taken to calling her “Coco Puff?” (Source)

It’s obviously Miley.

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Justin bought a ring

September 30th, 2008 at 10:30am Under Jessica Biel+ Justin Timberlake+ biel+ engagement+ jessica+ justin+ marriage+ timberlake

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Rome (9/25)

Justin Timberlake allegedly bought his girlfriend Jessica Biel an engagement ring last week during their vacation in Rome. The staff of “Nicla Boncompagni,” a small jewelry store specializing in vintage pieces, claim Timberlake bought a multi-carat diamond engagement ring and diamond encrusted bracelet for Biel. So are they getting married? I don’t know. I hope not. Dad always taught me never marry a woman who can bench press more than you. He also taught me that it’s OK for a man to wear frilly lingerie around the house . . . and to my Little League games . . . and to parent-teacher conferences . . . did I mention my Dad was insane?

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