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Vanessa Minnillo at LAX Airport (8/28)

+ Miranda Kerr isn’t that hot [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Simpson needs a wardrobe change [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Sarah Shahi is freaking hot [Bastardly]
+ Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Plastered [Egotastic!]
+ Emmy Rossum is leggy [Popoholic]
+ This guy is such a douche [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Now that is one fat pussy [Dlisted]
+ Old school Britney Spears sideboob + bonus hickey! [College Humor]
+ That chick Clooney dumped cheated on him [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Latin America has some smoking-hot TV hosts [Lossip]

+ Jennifer Love Hewitt still fat as ever [Yeeeah!]
+ Mariah Carey speaks in tongues [CityRag]
+ Best and worst celebrity beach bodies [popbytes]
+ American Idol dude owes $200k in back taxes [Gabby Babble]

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“Can you get up for a second? I think you’re sitting on my wife.”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

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Mikie Hara

Japanese model Mikie Hara

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Eva Mendes at a press conference launching “30 Days of Fashion and Beauty” at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney, Australia (8/27)

+ Them’s fightin’ words [Just Jared]

+ Jessica Biel takes a lesbian power hike [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Go For Gold [Egotastic!]
+ I’m seriously in love with Sofia Vergara [F-Listed]
+ Luke Perry still jobless [ICYDK]

+ Hilary Duff struts her stuff [Popoholic]
+ More pics of Jodie Marsh and her slutty outfit [Horny Oyster]
+ Michael Jackson looks like weights under 100 pounds [Bossip]
+ Chick who used to be famous busted for drugs at LAX [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

She looks like a bass

Washed-up rocker Axl Rose badly wants to bang Kelly Osbourne — and he’s not ashamed to let her know it. From OK! magazine:

Hipster New York designer Richie Rich told OK! that he and his buddy Kelly, 24, bumped into the oddball singer at a recent Hollywood party.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to fuck you!” (Source)

Give Axl some credit. When you’ve sold millions of albums, made truckloads of money, and become an international icon, you’ve earned the right to bang 20-something-year-olds. You’ve just got to wonder why someone who could be eating filet mignon would settle for Spam. The sad thing about this story is that that pick up line probably works for Axl most of the time. With Kelly though, you’ve got to be a little more subtle, something like, “I’ve got three pounds of fudge back at my place” or “Can I buy you a feedbag?” would probably work a little better. Judging by that black eye she was sporting yesterday, Kelly must have told Axl no.

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Jessica Biel looks pregnant

Jessica Biel was looking mighty pregnant last night as she left Whole Foods in West Hollywood. So is she pregnant? I don’t know, she’s never peed on me. Wait a minute . . . that came out wrong. I meant to say I’m not a pregnancy test. If she is pregnant though, I have the perfect Halloween costume for her: 34DDDius, the Greek God of pregnancy boobs.

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Camille Guaty

Actress Camille Guaty at the launch party for the Blackberry 8330 Pink Curve at Intermix nightclub in West Hollywood (8/27)

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in L.A. (8/21)

Who’d have thunk it but Lindsay Lohan is actually kinda pissed that her dad Michael went off on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson yesterday. And she’s hit back . . . MYSPACE STYLE! Lindsay wrote:

DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on… (Source)

Not to be outdone, Samantha Ronson had her own message for Michael:

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan? (Source)

Oh, I bet you must be fuming Lindsay. You know what you should do to really stick it your dad? Keep forgetting to wear a bra on sunny days. I bet it would really show that asshole you mean business.

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

Alicia Keys bikini pics!

Alicia Keys in Barbados (1/2005)

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