David Beckham is whipping Tom Cruise into shape
You don’t even want to know where Tom’s left hand is . . .
In an attempt to spend more alone time with him shed his growing belly and love handles, Tom Cruise has enlisted BFF David Beckham to help him lose weight. A source told The Daily Mail:
“David has been round at Tom’s house a lot. While Katie and Victoria have been swapping fashion tips on the phone, David has been advising Tom on diet. Tom has a private gym at his home and David has been working out with him. He also gave him diet advice. Tom has been sticking to 1,200 calories a day, mostly grilled chicken and fish with lots of vegetables, salads and fruit. David put together a work-out regime that included the treadmill, weight training and fencing lessons together.” (Source)
“Fencing lessons”? I guess that’s what the kids are calling it these days. This story has to be fake since there’s no way Tom is limiting his calorie intake to only “1,200″ a day . . . semen alone is 1000 calories an ounce. The REAL reason Tom’s been able to lose the weight: he’s become bulimic . . . using David’s 11th “finger”
[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]