Michael Lohan vs. Kevin Federline

Michael Lohan to box Kevin Federline?
Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael has challenged Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match . . . WINNER TAKE ALL not much! Michael told OK! magazine:
“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity. It’s serious
boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”It should be noted that K-Fed wasn’t Michael’s first choice for a sparring partner: “I called Richard Johnson [editor of the NY Post’s Page 6 gossip column] and challenged him, but he didn’t accept. I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.” (Source)
If I really wanted see some wannabe white rapper take on an over-the-hill nobody, I’d go to an Eminem concert and watch him bitch about his mother. The best way to make sure blows are landed in this fight: dress K-Fed up as Dina, and dress Michael Lohan up as Britney’s stomach.