Archive for August, 2008

August
29
 2008

Quickies Redux

Posted in Afternoon Links, Celebslam, Sienna Miller, attuworld, blemish, cele|bitchy, horny, icydk, jared, listed, oyster - No Comments

Sienna Miller flipping the bird
Sienna Miller flipping off paparazzi in London (8/29)

+ Lo from The Hills is drunk, see through [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mena Suvari Nude Sex Scene from Stuck [Egotastic!]
+ Michael Phelps went to Disney World [Just Jared]
+ Kim K. wants to get rid of her fat ass [F-Listed]
+ Kevin Spacey is totally gay [The Blemish]

+ And the hottest reality star is . . . [Attuworld]
+ Michael Jackson turns the big 5-0 [Cele|bitchy]
+ Louise Glover shoots pool . . . topless [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s uncle jailed [ICYDK]

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[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

August
29
 2008

Molly Sims is better than you

Posted in Celebrity Homes, Molly Sims, for, hills, hollywood, house, molly, sale, sims - No Comments

Molly Sims house
Molly Sims has a nice house

Molly Sims’ house in the Hollywood. If you like it, it’s listed $2.99 million. (11 more pics on PAGE 2)

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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CLICK HERE to jump to 11 more Molly Sims house pics on PAGE 2

August
29
 2008

Let’s play the feud!

Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson, family, fight, lesbian, lindsay, lohan, michael - No Comments

Michael and Lindsay Lohan are fighting
Lindsay and her dad during better times

I love celebrity family feuds. Michael Lohan responded late yesterday to his daughter Lindsay’s response about him criticizing her leech girlfriend Samantha Ronson. In an interview with E! on Wednesday, Michael claimed Samantha is “using” Lindsay and planning to writing a tell-all book. Both Sam and Lindsay took their repsective MySpace pages to blast Michael yesterday. Here’s his response to their response:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’” (Source)

Something tells me Michael’s not getting that house, car, boat, timeshare, country club membership, motorcycle, 2-week-vacation to Hawaii, RV, diamond watch, and big-screen TV he asked Lindsay to get him for Christmas.

Michael Lohan mug shot

August
29
 2008

Lunch with Heidi Klum

Posted in Heidi Klum, ass, butt, heidi, klum, thong, underwear - No Comments

It’s Heidi Klum’s butt!
Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum leaving Bristol Farms grocery store in West Hollywood (8/28)

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[WENN]

August
29
 2008

The Daily Bikini

Posted in Mischa Barton, The Daily Bikini, barton, bikini, mischa, naked, nude, tropez - No Comments

Mischa Barton bikini pics!
Mischa Barton bikini pics!

Mischa Barton in St. Tropez, France (6/2005)

NOTE: 18 more Mischa Barton bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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August
29
 2008

Ashlee Simpson’s too fat

Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Baby, ashlee, fatty, pete, simpson, wentz - No Comments

Ashlee Simpson got too fat
Ashlee Simpson gained too much weight

Ashlee Simpson was left devastated after a recent doctor’s appointment when she was told she’s gained too much weight during her pregnancy. The singer’s been stocking up on size zero jeans to help motivate her to lose the baby weight after she gives birth. A source told Star:

“Ashlee broke down in tears at a doctor’s appointment in early August when she found out she’s gained more weight than is considered in the healthy range . . . She can’t wear [the jeans] now, but she hopes it will give her the incentive to watch what she eats.” (Source)

There’s only one diet secret guaranteed to help Ashlee immediately lose her unwanted pounds. It’s as effective as it is painful. Of course I’m talking about an “accidental” fall down the stairs. Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists!

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August
29
 2008

Naomi Campbell got hooked up

Posted in Doronin, Naomi Campbell, Vladimir, Vladimir Doronin, billionaire, boyfriend, campbell, naomi, russian, supermodel - No Comments

Naomi Campbell and Vladimir Doronin
Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend buys her multi-million dollar condo

Who’d have thunk it but it pays to date a billionaire. Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, Russian billionaire Vladimir Doronin, just bought her an $18.5 million penthouse apartment in Sao Paolo, Brazil. From the New York Post:

The two were just in her favorite country, Brazil, where [Doronin] dropped a cool $18.5 million on a penthouse apartment for Campbell in Jardins, the Upper East Side of Sao Paolo, after Campbell told him how much she loved the country and “wanted to settle down there.” Glamurama.com says the place was a “gift” to the supermodel and the couple will use it as their home in Brazil. Then they traveled to Bahia, where they stayed in a $50,000-a-day beach house. (Source)

Let this be a lesson to all of you young girls out there: it doesn’t matter if you smoke crack, never finish school, or throw temper tantrums — as long as you’re a supermodel, you’ll get everything you want in life. So stop “doing your homework,” saying “no to drugs,” and “treating people as you would like to be treated.” If you really want to be happy, just learn how to evenly apply your L’Oreal Liquid Foundation and lip moisturizer.

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[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]

August
29
 2008

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted in NSFW, computer, daily, generated, mail - No Comments

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NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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August
29
 2008

David Duchovny is addicted to sex

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David Duchovny has a sex addiction
“I’d rather be inside you.”

David Duchovny can’t get enough. The actor has entered rehab to treat his addiction to sex. Duchovny has been wearing out the vagina of actress Téa Leoni since they were married in 1997. In a statement released through his lawyer, Duchovny said:

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” (Source)

Sure this seems funny — let’s everyone laugh at the guy addicted to sex — but addiction is no laughing matter. A few years ago I overcame a pretty severe addiction to justice. I couldn’t go two days without jumping some random biker gang up to no good. Luckily I got help and am proud to say I haven’t killed someone with my hands in 689 days.

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August
29
 2008

John Mayer sucks now

Posted in Aniston, John Mayer, Mayer, jennifer, money, paparazzi, pics - No Comments

Paparazzi hate John Mayer now
John Mayer finally breaks down

Ever since John Mayer broke it off with Jennifer Aniston a few weeks ago, paparazzi have shunned him. John’s done his best to set up “candid” shots but the paps simply don’t care. A paparazzo told MSNBC:

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him . . . Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.” (Source)

A picture of him alone is only worth $200? What a bargain! I pay more than than that for pictures of my neighbor sleeping in that cute little red negligee she wears on Thursday nights when I’ve disconnected her air conditioning again I have taken at Sears. Besides, desperate Hollywood has-been over the age of 35 shouldn’t command more money on the paparazzi circuit . . . they should be put to sleep.

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