Prison rapists love fauxhawks

Even though he’s been receiving threats, Brooke Hogan is under the mistaken impression that her whiny pussy brother Nick is actually tough enough to not get his ass kicked in the adult jail he was just transferred to . . . that is if the poor lil’ fella can maintain his spirit. Brook told People magazine:

“They had broken his spirit. When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”

But now that Nick’s out of a 28-day stint in solitary where he was rapidly losing weight, and in the general population with more privileges, he’s turning back into the little brother she knew.

“We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks,” she says. “I can’t just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. … At least he’s not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him. He’s been threatened. Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.” (Source)

Sure “he can hold his own,” but I don’t think he needs to. With lips like his, Nick’s more popular than seconds at Rosie’s house. His ass slightly trails “TV time” as inmates favorite thing to do during leisure time. It’s true. The warden took a poll.

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Amanda Peet arguing with a friend at Le Pain Quotidien restaurant in West Hollywood (7/29)

+ Brody Jenner thinks Stephanie Pratt oh god who cares [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ It’s just Pussy! (SFW) [Dlisted]
+ Before and after Lindsay Lohan bikini pics [College Humor]
+ Video of the earthquake striking Judge Judy’s set during taping [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Marisa Miller is Hot and Sweaty [Egotastic!]

+ Carmen Electra being her normal whorish self [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim Kardashian tries on some F*ck Me boots [Bastardly]
+ Demi Moore used to have nice boobs [CityRag]
+ Jamie Lynn Spears sets a wedding date [Cele|bitchy]

+ Khloe Kardashian has some advice for Shia LeBeouf [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Harold and Kumar never back down [Pajiba]
+ Kirstin Kreuk is ugly now [The Blemish]
+ I would so be in this line [Derek Hail]

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Fabiana Semprebom

Brazilian-American model Fabiana Semprebom

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Amanda Bynes hiking at Runyon Canyon Park in the Hollywood Hills (7/30)

+ Ride that horse Britney! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Ali Lohan is 14, Right? [Egotastic!]
+ Ben Affleck looks like he’s homeless [Just Jared]
+ Adrian Lima is not supposed to wear a bra like that [Lossip]
+ It’s the suicide McCounaghbomber! [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Katie Holmes kicks out Tom Cruise’s mom and sisters [ICYDK]
+ Anne V. is one hot Russian model [Attuworld]
+ Kendra Wilkinson explains how three girls share Hef [Cele|bitchy]
+ Danielle Lloyd is topless in Nuts [Horny Oyster]
+ Nicolette Sheridan upstages Andruw Jones [Banned in Hollywood]

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Bruce Willis leaving the Roxbury Cafe in Beverly Hills (7/29)

Let this be a lesson to all the paparazzi out there. Do not fuck with Bruce Willis unless you, uh, want your windshield to, uh, get wet. Let’s just hope that cooler heads prevail in the future and the more intrusive paparazzi give celebs a little bit of space. I’d hate to see an innocent person get water spots.

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Amy Winehouse was drugged

Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Mitch is furious. He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink - and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”

Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she’s 5′3″, 97 pounds, and answers to the name “Amy Winehouse.”

The source continues:

“He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit.” (Source)

Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.

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Barack Obama compared to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

In his latest ad for the 2008 election, John McCain invokes the power of Paris and Britney. As the narrator calls Barack Obama “the biggest celebrity in the world,” two pictures of Paris and Britney are quickly flashed on the screen. Damn that is low. Barack, I just wanna let you know that I’m here for you (read: give me $$$$$$$$$). If John McCain wants to turn this election into a celebrity analogy attack fest, I’m your man. I’ve already started working on some new slogans (the last one’s particularly cruel):

• John McCain: On key issues, he’s flip-flopped more times than Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality.

• John McCain: The only thing older than him is the dried semen on Pam Anderson’s underwear.

• John McCain: He fucked Paris Hilton. Twice.

Barack Obama is more famous than Paris and Britney

Chris Noth

Chris Noth filming an episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent in New York’s East Village (7/29)

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Bar Refaeli bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 7/30)

You know, from the right angle, I think an argument could be made that Bar Refaeli is fairly attractive.

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Kevin Federline at Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes (7/29)

In the wake of the magnitude 5.4 earthquake that shook California yesterday, I’ve received literally thousands of emails from readers concerned about the health of Kevin Federline. Is he still able to golf? Can he still swing a club? Can he still drive a cart? Well don’t worry folks, Kevin made it through the tremor unscathed and was able to muster up the courage to pay $275 to play a round at Trump National Golf Club yesterday. Thank you Kevin, thank you for pulling us out of this disaster and showing us it’s OK to live again.

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