Inside Lindsay and Sam’s “friendship”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/2)
In their upcoming issue, Star has a revealing look inside what they call the “hot romance” of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. No, seriously, they actually call it a “hot romance.” Apparently they’ve never seen a picture of Samantha Ronson. A source told the mag:
“They’re totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!”
They call Samantha’s Hollywood Hills house “home” — and behind closed doors, “Lindsay and Sam play certain roles,” the source explains. “Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!” (Source)
Lindsay and Sam don’t play “house” — they play “free clinic.” On Friday nights Sam plays the patient and Lindsay plays the curious OB/GYN. But instead of doctor’s tools, she uses produce. Wow, I almost typed that entire sentence without puking in my mouth.
NOTE: The fact that Sam wears the pants in that family shouldn’t surprise anyone since she also wears the condoms* . . . on her fingers.
*Magnums
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